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go wet

The act of the female anatomy getting wet. The moment in which a women can feel herself get wet just at the thought of engaging in sexual activity with a certain person.
I instantly go wet for Kendrick Lamar. He is so fucking sexy.
by QueenAria April 14, 2018
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Wet Willying

pissing and subsequently masturbating then pissing, and so on, to make the penis wet.
"This is the best Wet Willying session I have ever had the pleasure of enjoying."
by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023
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wet santa

A wet Santa is when you do crystal meth out of a girls wet vagina. After snorting it the meth is wet and sticks to your face giving you a white Santa-like beard.
Bro, last night I totally gave my girl a wet Santa last night.
by Jackglinky November 11, 2015
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Wet wussie

The act of holding a water drinking competition with a bartender in Australia who is a "wussie" and refuses to drink alcohol with you. If the bartender loses he has to pay for drinks for being such a boring dick and being so thoroughly unAustralian.

Rules:

Each participant sculls a schooner of water as fast as they can.

Last one to finish pays, patron or server.
"yo donnie I wet wussied that punk who served us at White Castle and he had to pay for my drinks"

Donnie- " nice one dude! That guy wouldn't even have 6 shots with us what a shit bloke"
by Fadiastheonlyone July 23, 2016
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wet crisp

Someone who is being a ‘wet crisp’ has no substance, they are pathetic and lame, lifeless and without form. They may also ruin other people’s fun, much like a wet blanket
Guy 1: hey you wanna go to that party tonight?
Guy 2: nah I’m not feeling up to it, I’m gonna stay in and play games
Guy 2: dude, stop being a wet crisp
by manbalock June 19, 2018
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Wet Walter

A niche sex act in which a man, ejaculates into his hand and then slaps his partner across the face.
Man: Here comes the payloadWET WALTER!
by Hans Francisco May 22, 2022
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wet bandaid

A wet bandaid is annoying and almost completelyuseless. You have to constantly adjust it until you give up and throw it out.
Dude you are about as useful as a wet bandaid.
by Robbyn A July 27, 2023
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