Shit in a sock

Someone who has their shit together.

She has really got her shit in a sock.

by Solid Jackson March 10, 2015

shitting liquid

Shitting liquid is where your bowel movements expelled substance is less solid than a chocolate milk shake, often as a resultant leaving the toilet bowl looking like an early Picasso piece. Severe cases and liquid professionals have been known to shit more on walls than in bowls

Hey man did you see in that toilet? Looks like someone is shitting liquid, yeah that arsehole has destroyed the bowl with that mad dump

by Dirk Rictor December 6, 2016

Shit alert

The signal that your body sends you that lets you know to shit within the next 10 minutes or your gonna shit yourself.

I was in the middle of the football game when I got a shit alert

by Jsummers33 January 8, 2017

old shit

Old shit: is bringing up something that happened over a week ago into conversation just to make your point or argument valid.

Why fo you have to bring up old shit!

by Coldfeetbindder April 5, 2017

Unfinished shitness

What happens when you go for a shit and are interrupted or otherwise forced to finish early, and then you return to the bathroom at a later time.

I have to go back to the bathroom, I've got unfinished shitness.

by mregina April 17, 2016

old as shit

So old and decrepit that you look like dinosaur droppings.

If she isn't as old as God, she' s at least as old as shit and about as usless.

by nom de fume June 19, 2016

Shit mom

A piece of shit that let's a baby fall into a drawer

You are a shit mom

by Dhsoaibduskwbjs February 1, 2018