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bat wings 

Bat Wings are what guys get when things get sweaty downstairs and your ball sack starts sticking to the side of your thighs.
I get batwings everyday at work from sitting for hours. It tickles when i yank them apart from my thighs.
bat wings by musclenutz September 28, 2004
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perverted fantasy wingman 

The person who no matter what you're thinking, they're either thinking it or will understand if you "go there". It does not matter how crazy, dirty, whacky, obtuse, or just flat out weird the thought... you know them well enough to know that they're not going to think you belong in an institution if you say it. It's not mutually exclusive to men or women. It's possible to be a man and have a woman that's you wingman and visa versa.
It took a little while to figure it out, but I realized Steve is my perverted fantasy wingman. He often says outloud the perverted things I'm thinking but I'm embarrassed to say.
The wingman is your best friend to party with because he is always up for anything and is ridicafunbut is also incredibly skilled at preventing you from making an ass of yourself by any means necessary up to and including getting just a little drunker or doing something just a little crazier to draw attention away from you. Most often achieves goal of saving your reputation by convincing you to leave wherever you are with the promise of going somewhere way more fun where everyone is hotter.
You: Dude, I'm going to challenge my boss to a beer chugging contest.
Wingman: Too easy, he doesn't stand a chance. Let's hit the nudie bar and do shots instead.
wingman by Lucky Jodi March 23, 2007
opposite of a cockblocker the wingman will prevent male and female cockblockers from the pointman who is macking. a wingman may be the best thing to have in order to get what you want from women
wingman steps into the bar and covers the grenade and or cockblockers while waiting for the next moves in the game with the pointman so they both can score.
someone who is slightly off centered ,behaves in a strange manner not the norm .. usually good for a laff.. the type of friend who tries to be helpful but always fucks things up
Did you see that wingnut the other day in the mall parking lot.
wingnut by mrdempsey September 25, 2005

Wingspan 

The space between a woman's upper thighs just below the pubic region. More noticeable from the rear and more pronounced on thinner girls.
Check that chick's wingspan! It gotta be at least 2 inches! I can see all the way down the street.