Jackson 5 Money

Forcing your children into acting to profit and live vicariously through them.

Damn girl we need to have some beautiful babies so we can get that Jackson 5 Money

by Really not my real name November 5, 2014

Jackson

Jacksons are usually dudes with hella lot of pimples(wash your damn hair), but that's just my experience. A Jackson is usually a dick, he says a LOT of your mom jokes, but you will get used to it.... He is also a procrastinator and doesn't mind getting shitty grades. Also makes a lot of whale noises which he claims is god tier but it isn't, he sounds like he is gong through puberty but this time he has frog in his throat and its much worse. Did I also mention he's a dick?, yea maybe.

Don't be a Jackson bruh

by Yolo ur mom October 27, 2021

Jackson Phillips Connor

usually british with an awesome accent. super nice and sweet and fairly attractive. He is tall and loves sour candy (warheads). He doesn't like admitting that people are stalkers even though deep inside him he knows. very nice personality and persistent :) Doesn't like to admit he's stubborn. generally a cool kid and fun to hag out with

Hey I was hanging with Jackson Phillips Connor
Oh seriously? That kid is awesome!

by ilovewarheads September 10, 2011

Emmalee and Jackson

Jackson and Emmalees works really well together. They share the same morals and beliefs. They're cute together and Emmalees loves Jacksons to death. Jacksons are the sweetest ever, if you ever want a boyfriend definitely go with a Jackson. In these relationships they will reassure one another and grow in Christ together. They are loving, and want a true relationship.

Girl: "Do you know Wyonna and Tyler?"
Boy: "Yeah, they are such Emmalee and Jackson."

by Hbhnnjnn September 28, 2021

Ben FeldMan Is Jackson Jose Robles

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Ben FeldMan Is Jackson Jose Robles

by Reninu March 18, 2025

Jackson

A very smart and tactical gamer, who loves to simp on 12 year olds good at SoT and Vietnam victim amputees

watch out honey, that’s a Jackson

by KaleoIsGay June 17, 2020

Michael Joseph Jackson HildaHvshki

King of America and Illuminati Michael Joseph Jackson 's Wife and Queen of America and Illuminati.
They got married many centuries ago and are still married even without modern wedding ceremony.

She is still his only wife and currently mother of three.

Both are still alive as they are God and his Wife .

Michael Joseph Jackson HildaHvshki is a queen.
Michael Joseph Jackson HildaHvshki is God's wife .
Michael Joseph Jackson HildaHvshki is the only wife of God.

by Jackson Monilium September 29, 2021