a lazy way of saying what ever when you care so little that you don't even feel like saying what ever.
after a long arguement:
Bitch: "I can't believe you fucked my sister, you're such a low down scumbag, don't ever call me again."
Lazy Stoner: "What evs."
Bitch: "I can't believe you fucked my sister, you're such a low down scumbag, don't ever call me again."
Lazy Stoner: "What evs."
by Yigstein's Money February 17, 2011
one of the top ten most irritating greetings. can be used to irritate people known to dislike the greeting.
by samanthalloyd January 10, 2010
questioning phrase- similar to:
'what the fuck?'
'what the hell?'
and with the same meaning: "what?"
'what the fuck?'
'what the hell?'
and with the same meaning: "what?"
by jennyfer55 September 22, 2007
Exclusively used by 7 - 10 year old boys. Directly translated to WHAT THE FUCK? But because of obvious retaliation from parental figures What the snap? is more appropriate. This will graduate to What the heck? and What the H-E- double hockey sticks by ages 10 - 13. Most likely it will reach What the Hell? by ages 13 - 16 and reach full maturity to What the fuck? from then on.
<Tucker missing a note on Guitar Hero> What the snap, man?
<Tucker's father>Did you just say what the snap?
<Tucker> Better than what the fuck, isn't it?
<Tucker's father beats him to a bloody pulp>
<Tucker's father>Did you just say what the snap?
<Tucker> Better than what the fuck, isn't it?
<Tucker's father beats him to a bloody pulp>
by Blueridgechick September 23, 2009
A question about what another has his attention on. What is he thinking about or busy with? "Up" in this usage is referring to a slag from around the 1930s meaning: occupied with or busy with.
When I saw him he was angry so I asked "what's up?". But he would not tell me what he was angry about.
by Scottmana September 15, 2007