An online website consistent of seemingly offensive words defined by buttfucking artards and incest cunts who think they're knowledgeable, such as myself.
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by Doctor Breen December 24, 2008
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Where you go when a whore fucks a literal retard in the group home you work and pretends she isn't doing that.
Why are you on Urban Dictionary?
A whore fucked a retard. What's your excuse?
Oh... Shit. I don't have one. I must be some kind of semi-retarded filth. Did you use it before the whore fucked the retard?
No. I literally wouldn't be here if 1. The whore had just done her job and not fucked the retard 2. Dealt with the consequences of fucking the retard 3. I didn't need a detailed account of why I murdered everyone 4. Need to prove that all of the people around me are garbage.
Wow..... I'm just as bad as the worthless cripple aren't I?
Yes. You are.
A whore fucked a retard. What's your excuse?
Oh... Shit. I don't have one. I must be some kind of semi-retarded filth. Did you use it before the whore fucked the retard?
No. I literally wouldn't be here if 1. The whore had just done her job and not fucked the retard 2. Dealt with the consequences of fucking the retard 3. I didn't need a detailed account of why I murdered everyone 4. Need to prove that all of the people around me are garbage.
Wow..... I'm just as bad as the worthless cripple aren't I?
Yes. You are.
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Get the Urban Dictionary mug.The site that used to look cool when you came to visit cause you were too dumb to keep up with the terms of modern society.
Now the site reminds you why you feel like a nerd in not one, but two ways:
1) Not knowing the meaning of the word everyone is using
2) Visiting a site that looks anything remotely close to Wikipedia
Now the site reminds you why you feel like a nerd in not one, but two ways:
1) Not knowing the meaning of the word everyone is using
2) Visiting a site that looks anything remotely close to Wikipedia
1)"I sure hope the new Urban Dictionary site is just an April Fool's day joke. If not, I'd have to feel like a fucking nerd for not knowing a retarded acronym or just going to it for laughs."
2)"Hello chaps. We have succeeded in turning Urban Dictionary into a website that compliments our intellectual preferences. Ah-ho-ho!"
2)"Hello chaps. We have succeeded in turning Urban Dictionary into a website that compliments our intellectual preferences. Ah-ho-ho!"
by Psuedonym123 April 20, 2011
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