burnt toast

you're having a stroke.

Bo Burnham once said "If you smell burnt toast, you're probably having a stroke"

by inksquiddo September 1, 2021

Scratched like toast

when you get paid out and have no comeback

"oo dude you got scratched like toast"

by jackmoot October 3, 2007

burnt like buttered toast

getting burned (mentally)

you just got burnt like buttered toast

by the party guy February 26, 2009

Sack of Toads

When a guy's sack is so nasty looking and messed up that it has the appearance of a sack of toads. The extra skin on the scrotum allows room for the "toads" (testicles) to swim around

Dude, i saw Sam's scrotum last night, he has such a sack of toads!!!!

by J.A.H. = BAMF June 2, 2009

Oklahoma French toast

When a guy ejaculates on toast inside a southern woman's vagina

Guy 1) Hey rick what did you and Cindy do for Valentine's?
Guy 2) I gave her an Oklahoma French toast

by Sean Donnie February 17, 2017

plebbing piece of suicidal toast

A person that is stupid and should kill theirself

Teo is a plebbing piece of suicidal toast

by Plebbing piece of suicidal toa May 28, 2018

plain piece of toast pretty boy

A pasty plain white boy with the personality of a generic background character that has one special interest. He often lacks intellect and social understanding but tries to make it up with a pretty face and shitty humor.

Dad: He was super polite, but he was such a plain piece of toast pretty boy...
Daughter: I guess... but he is nice!
Dad: Yeah, but he's blander than corn flakes.

by Vertilgo April 25, 2020