Meat mittens

Someone who has large hands, generally from their line of work.

I shook Frank the farmer’s hands the other day, his meat mittens made my hands feel dainty.

by Chappy11 May 26, 2019

meat troll

Someone who employs all the actions of an online troll in real life, right in the face of the victim. Generally, people knew who he or she is.

Although he expressed his interest in assisting in Susan's community project, Charles showed himself to be a meat troll when he e-mailed Susan and told her that everything she was doing was for her own interests and that she was a sham.

by Scratchie September 18, 2016

Street Meat

A member of the Milliam Clan

Popular member of the group
Infectious laugh

That was very street meat-y of you

by Boozy Milliam March 31, 2022

Meat connoisseur

Act knowing all size lengths, widths and load size of any penis just by looking at the bulge size in jeans. Master of Dick sizing.

I saw your dad sizing up a bunch of guys outside of the gay bar the other night, they say he is a real meat connoisseur .

by Thomas broadway April 6, 2017

Meat Squeegee

A tight vagina.

Wanna watch a whore shoot golf balls out of her meat squeegee? Only ten bucks.

by ghostmeat July 23, 2012

Meat Shanking

A prison term for engaging in sodomy in a male prison.

The new inmate recieved a meat shanking from his cellmate.

by BeavisBungholio December 3, 2018

Meat Juice

That white stuff that comes out of your dick

I just splattered Meat Juice everywhere

by thechadman412 December 1, 2020