why am i googling this

your not alone... i google random shit every day.

Why am i googling this?

by anonymous May 6, 2021

Google

A monopolist company that probably will not even let you see this post. Strongly tempting to take over the world and control what you should think based off of what they believe is appropriate.

Google is the Satan of the internet.
Google has communist values.
Google sucks

by Craziegirl June 17, 2020

google engineer

The person, who is finding an answers for the task on google

You are a such a google engineer

by dmitrr1 September 17, 2021

Google Mc Fuck

Privileged techo nerds that think that all modern problems can be solved through money, research, and high I.Q.s.
Nerds that think Science and Math is more important than Wisdom and Common Sense.

These damn Google Mc Fucks have taken over the Bay Area like a bad Revenge of the Nerds movie.

by RhinoPicasso July 7, 2020

Hop on Google Docs

To write a gigantic fanfic that is over 5 pages long. The phrase is commonly used by those familiar with fanfiction sites, such as Archive of Our Own (AO3). The person can deny it if they do not hold the creative prowess needed to write fanfiction.

"Yo bro, hop on Google Docs, we have to write about that excellent idea you had last night. I heard you made an artwork of it as well, let's write about it since you're so invested in it.
"Sure, I'll hop on, just wait until my computer turns on."

by someone_who_likes_legos March 18, 2023

Google

the biggest online search engine

You know I can google that in like 3 seconds right.

by redbandit 4 July 16, 2019

Google

A place where you can look up whatever the fuck you want in seconds.

Nerd:What do you look up for the project?
Jock: Nothing I just googled some porn.

by I'm A Nobody September 5, 2016