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ticket taker

Someone who uses up all the damn shit tickets. Usually leaving you to start, realize you're out, and have to do the cheek-clinch-penguin-waddle to get more.
Jake "I was in such a rush to drop a deuce the other day, I didn't even realize we were out of shit tickets..."

Brant "LOL yeah dude, hate when that happens".

Jake "It was prolly travis, you'd think he has the worst shits the way he uses that stuff. Damn Ticket Taker.
by dat guy deuce October 14, 2009
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Tickety Boo

Please tickety boo your floors.
by Linky August 19, 2021
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ticklefish

a "ticklefish" is also known as a pussy. it is fairly tickleish and on rare occasions may also smell like fish.
Did you hear that Riley has a ticklefish?!!?
by dsfsgdfg April 26, 2008
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tickle

Noun. To be an annoyance or bug.
Kim, don't be a tickle!
by Kim Nguyen August 14, 2007
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ticking time bomb

When you put both you balls sticking out through the top band of your underwhere and you tap them both with your palm causing the ticking time bomb
hey look
Ewwwwwwww
Kaboom bitch you just got ticking time bombed
by Frank The Tank1454 November 3, 2010
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Tickets Unlimited

A live event ticketing company based in Knoxville, TN. They love to steal your money by charging you outrageous and mysterious "service charges" for simply printing a ticket for you. Most $20 ticket shows have at least a $6.50 Tickets Unlimited tax added.
Damn that parking ticket just hit my wallet hard, but at least it's no Tickets Unlimited.
by ticketsunlimitedsucks October 23, 2008
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Tickle Hole

one who enjoys the feeling of tickling one's anus after a poop with toilet paper.
little andy enjoys searching the internet for "Tickle Hole" fetish pictures and videos.
by fergieferg July 12, 2009
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