A wonderful township, with a vibrant, diverse, and affluent population, and wonderful schools, direct transit and an easy commute to NYC, and much more. Also, very expensive.
by Mr. Polite September 1, 2022
Get the Millburn Township, New Jerseymug. The Jersey Quilt is when one replaces their bed sheets with beach towels. This allows them to defecate freely while asleep and still have a fresh mattress/bed sheets afterwards.
It's that time of the week. The diarrhea weekend has begun! I'm going to go home and make myself a Jersey Quilt.
by RupertKennedy83 November 15, 2023
Get the Jersey Quiltmug. by Trenton Badboy October 5, 2016
Get the jersey sandwichmug. by Bjeasus May 4, 2018
Get the Jersey Crimemug. When GPS says it'll take 20-30min to get somewhere but a native Jersey driver will always see that as a challenge and make it there in 10min, or a Jersey "10"
Synonymous with a Jersey "Five" for what GPS claims will take 15-20min, etc.
Synonymous with a Jersey "Five" for what GPS claims will take 15-20min, etc.
Jack: Why didn't you leave yet, I'm 30min away from you?
Joe: F*ck the GPS. I'll be there in a Jersey "Ten".
Joe: F*ck the GPS. I'll be there in a Jersey "Ten".
by 43on287 February 20, 2021
Get the Jersey "Ten"mug. the sexual act of planting one's testicles atop their partner's eyes and nose, effectively obscuring their vision with one's scrotal sack.
by MoshJentos January 17, 2024
Get the New Jersey Sleep Maskmug. The act of passing out landing flat on your face due to a combination of dehydration and too much alcohol.
Dude...here's the situation...you gotta make sure you're drinking enough water....otherwise you'll wind up jersey shored like that girl did at the old pink house.
by Tihm Uri May 24, 2021
Get the Jersey Shoredmug.