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That one tall kid in your class sucking up to the teacher
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That one tall kid in your class sucking up to the teacher
That one kid that wears that one hat
That one kid that once wore that same Italian sweat shirt.......
That one kid that is taller then my house walls
That one kid that can draw but can't write for the life of him
That one kid that is called Pringles
That one kid that hit the drums to wake up that one girl
Ohhh man to be that kid.....
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person 2: Must be that Logan Kid.......
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