Lemon

A lemon is a joke that is squeezed dry, usually a one-time joke but is occasionally mentioned again. These jokes have every last droplet of humour squeezed out of them.

(long joke here)
“YEAH BUT TURNS OUT HIS LAPTOP ISN’T EVEN TURNED ON”
“HAHAHAHAHA”
“HAHAHA- wait. guys... this is a lemon.”

by XxHarvzBackxX December 21, 2021

Lemon Zest

When a woman doesn’t wash her coochie for a week and her partner and her perform the 69 which the partner does by using lemon juice to hide the fishy stank but the fish taste leaves some zest.

“I never knew fish and lemon could taste so good together until Me and wife tried the lemon zest

by The Ungraceful January 18, 2020

lemon

A configuration of being, usually round and yellow in form, which we all know is a deep-state agent working for the government.

Person A: Wow! Look at this lemon, that is definitely a fruit, and not a government issued spy device!

Person B: Boy, I sure am glad I haven't been scrombled yet!

by BR3INR0T May 19, 2021

Vancouver lemon

A lemon from the country Vancouver from Africa on Mars. Extra Mustard. Table.

Guy 1: Have you heard of a Vancouver Lemon?
Guy 2: No lmao
Guy 1: Save yourself
Guy 2: Why???
Guy 1: Extra Mustard. Table.

by L'boot February 12, 2021

Squeezed like a lemon

Really tired, drained!

Massimo is always squeezed like a lemon from working out his muscles so much!

by Massimo’s language December 19, 2023

Lemon Lace

A term used for a golden shower, where the partner giving the golden shower is so clean that the shower is delightful, refreshing and lemony in flavour.

"....how was that...babe....?"

"..That, was lemon lace."
:D

by PHeartstorm September 5, 2012

Defrosted lemons

"Defrosted lemons" is a term used to describe a parchingly refreshed feeling someone gets from any event. Usually the subject whose "lemons" are being "defrosted" are in between the two words.

When my friend does something mildly impressive, you could say:
"Oh wow, that totally defrosted my lemons", or "You really just defrosted lemons, damn".

by Anonononomouse May 6, 2023