Chop some clowns

To spend time with funny people.

"Dorrell and I are gonna go chop some clowns over at the center. He has some dank new jokes."

by harstmaster August 22, 2011

Chop

The word chop has a few meanings in different contexts.
A chop is like a machete, axe or a large blade and is usually carried in the waist band.

A chop is when someone is selling something to someone most of the time it’s weed or tobacco
Chop could also be used in its actual meaning as in you/someone is going to chop someone.
It all really matters on the context of the conversation and the way the person phrases it and a little bit of common sense”

“Yo you like my new chop”
“Wsg you wanna hang” “nah I can’t I’m on a chop”
“I swear I’m gonna chop that bitch”

by SomeGuyThatKnowsALittle February 25, 2023

chop

When a person tries to show off or show their superiority by trying to put others down, but fails.

George broke up with his girlfriend as he felt that she was not worth his time. He was starting on a higher position in a new company and felt he could find better people. However, later he got a big chop when he found out that his ex-girlfriend was his new boss.

by Goldensun March 7, 2023

chop your neck

When you get caught in lie and end up looking stupid. The person caught in the lie has to make a chopping motion on their neck, or be chopped on their neck by the person who caught them in a lie.

Popular in the New York area in the early 2000s

“Did you eat the last cookie?”
“Nah, it wasn’t me”
“Really? Then why you full of crumbs? AHH CHOP YOUR NECK!”

by anonymous March 9, 2023

Chopped

A state of being in which the individual is astronomically blasted, usually resulting in a “choppy” memory

“Aye bro, how’s that gas treating you?”
“Fuck man, this shit got me chopped rn.”

by madcaliente January 22, 2023

Chop the chicken

Circumcision

Does he have his chicken chopped?

Some religions dont chop the chicken.

by Jade Elizabeth January 22, 2023

Robot chop

The electric version of a chop. Instead of a mixture of weed and tobacco in a bowl, it is hitting a vape and a pen at the same time.

“A robot chop isn’t quite as good as the real thing, but it does the trick.”

by Michael Ehrmantraut February 1, 2023