Thunder Cunt

For when calling someone a cunt just simply won't do.
When somebody has committed something dickish of such a gargantuan nature, they are a thunder cunt.

Think of someone acting like a cunt and times by approx. 1000. That should give you a rough idea!

Martin has been put in charge again. He's had a pint of power and now he's power pissed and acting like a thunder cunt!

My ex slept with one of my mates to try get back at me. What a thunder cunt!

by bigsalv January 27, 2013

Thunder Island

Its where you are trapped in an elevator with someone who farts really loudly.

I was on thunder island today at work. I'm never going our for Mexican with Earl from accounting ever again.

by Beer Champion January 31, 2014

thunder ducking

Spending a evening drinking and watching gifs, while laughing your ass off.

After our plans for the night fell through, we spending the rest of the night Thunder Ducking, and actually had a fun evening.

by Murmanthony September 1, 2014

Thunder Clap

When thy sweaty thighs smack against thy sweaty scrotum .

When Zach was underneath me, I Thunder Clapped right in his face.

by cowcock.lmk November 15, 2014

thunder squatch

A majestic forest creature, similar to it's Bigfoot native, but with magical forest powers used for good and evil.

Dude, I just saw a thunder squatch!

by Austin Stigall December 18, 2014

Thunder plug

An extension cord or other high voltage bi-conductor/tri-conductor wire with bare/exposed wires. Known to shock people literally!

Oops, my thunder plug tripped the breaker!

by My lightbulb moments December 31, 2014

thunder cunted

To get totally wasted.

Prince Andrew and I were completely thunder cunted last night.

by Hblake2317 April 22, 2015