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Krishna Time

When you play with your foreskin in public
Why’s that guy playing with his foreskin

Oh it must be Krishna Time
by JackPavlick December 8, 2021
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time taker

Someone that says they want to be alone but they can't.A man or woman that plays like a playa but honestly can't stand to let anyone go.A person that hates to be lonely but always says they want to be alone.Someone that wants to hang with you but can't enjoy it without complaining about never getting time for themselves..Someone that expects you to be available whenever they want..Someone that can't make a clear decision.
Man -- Johnny is such a time taker.He always wants me to be free to do what he wants.He can't commit.He is nothing but a time taker...
by looneyballoonie April 13, 2008
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Oxford time

A bizarre concept of time particular to students of Oxford University in which all things begin five minutes after and end five minutes before they are scheduled to. At Oxford, 10 minutes of every hour vanish into a bizarre time warp making Oxford students completely incompatible with normal people and their less sophisticated 60 minute hours.
Normal person: I see your class runs from 10-11.
Oxford student: Yes, but in Oxford time that is 10:05-10:55.
Normal person: You're insane.
by oxfordstudent February 1, 2010
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Tummy Time

That part of the day where you get to lie down on your stomach after eating a large and/or satisfying meal. For some, it is the bane of their existence. The best part about tummy time is that it can happen 3 or more times per day!
Person 1: Dude I just ate the meal of my life. It's Tummy Time.
Person 2: What's that, bro?
Person 1: You lay on your tummy and just relax. It's uber therapeutic.

Person 2: Whoa, sounds like heaven. I'm gonna have to start fitting that into my schedule.
by youknowsimone May 2, 2014
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thai time

In Thailand. Slow as fuck... barely moving.... we aren't running on time we're running on Thai time.
The bus will be here in 20 minutes... 50 minutes later... " where is the bus?" .... " 10 mins" ... Thai time.
by East coast shredder February 16, 2017
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dagger time

Dagger time is a 2020 motto/mantra for the Detroit Lions, a semi-professional football team in the NFL's NFC North division. However, the primary meaning is that it's what happens in the fourth quarter when you continue to play man coverage even though your secondary is completely decimated, which allows the other team to run and pass all over you because you run the most obvious plays over and over. When in dagger time, even Chicago's Mitchel Trubisky looks like Joe Montana.
The Detroit Lions went into dagger time mode and got clowned by the opposing team.
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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ape time

Ape time a time when u go batshit crazy and beat people to death and sometimes u eat or yet ur own shit
Jason: grant is it ape time yet

Grant: yes brother ape time has come

Jason: yes brother i shall yet my shit at someone

Grant: starts stabbing someone
by Jason the crack man November 8, 2019
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