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Peanut slug

Hey bud, I'd suckle your Peanut slug for a double cheeseburger combo
by Mountain69 July 2, 2020
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Peanut

The poopalazooka religion mascot. Like how American has the bald Eagle, we have a cat named peanut.
by Moonstar116 May 23, 2021
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Peanut Free Table

The table where bringing your PB&J sandwich can get you charged with murder.
Inmate 1: What are you in for?
Inmate 2: I brought a PB&J sandwich to the Peanut Free Table.
Inmate 1: I thought I was the monster.
by Track and Shield November 12, 2021
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Peanut butter glove

Fisting a human with an upset tummy
I put my fist in him so deep that it came out with a peanut butter glove !!
by Gilburt February 4, 2025
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Gobby Peanuts

When someone is assigned a task they cannot refuse.

When someone claims they will do a certain action - something as simple as stating they will piss in a bush - whether it be hypothetical or humorous, as soon as someone replies with “Gobby Peanuts”, their word is solidified and the action must be completed.

There are rules:
You cannot tell someone to do something and add “Gobby Peanuts”. The person who is Gobby Peanutted MUST vocally express the action in theory first.
The action in question does not have to be completed immediately. As long as it does get completed.
That girl’s quite hot... I might talk to her!”

“Gobby Peanuts! Can’t back down now!”
by lifeofpib April 13, 2021
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Peanut Butter Leprechaun

The action of covering your feet in peanut butter and smearing it on one’s window.
Someone Peanut Butter Leprechauned John’s house while he was at work!
by Coskea April 27, 2025
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Peanut Butter Jelly Time

The act of 69ing while the male has freshly left the bathroom without wiping whilst the female is at the peak of her period, thus creating a cycle of them eating their bodily leakage.
Jared and Kris had some Peanut Butter Jelly Time earlier today, I can’t believe they went that far!
by Totally Unknown Person March 23, 2025
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