Coined by Coach Greg Adams: - Excuses and Explanations by blue pill gumps, trying to defend matriarchy against factual statistics. It usually entails mental gymnastics and arithmetic to discount specific elements of statistics in order to prove a false, larger point that nothing untoward is going on.
Ramsey: The factual statistic is that 52% of marriages end in divorce. But, if you take out single mothers, people over 22, high school marriages, people with degrees, people earning less than $50,000, people who attend a house of worship, people who aren't from a divorced background; about 90% of marriages DO WORK.
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