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morning suprise cumming

this is where the a guy wakes his girl up with a full load in waiting and htis is ten fired at her with particular aim to her eyes.if done properly this can cause large ammounts of humur to the day.
yo babe wake up your late for work
"oh crap"(opens eyes)
"what the fuck do u think your doing!....ahh a cant see! shit that stings....fuck off u piece of turd" etc etc.....
by james watson March 8, 2005
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argentinian surprise

When you're pounding a girl in the ass and she doesn't want you to nut in her face so you take it out and spit on her back making her believe you already ejaculated then when she turns around BAM! Nut All Over That Face!!
Bro I did the freaking argentinian surprise on my girl yesterday she's so pissed but it was so worth it!
by jerusso December 9, 2008
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hanglide surprise

To lube up one's penis while hangliding with someone else in front of you, and inserting your penis into their butt while hangliding some 100 yards in the air.
We went for a vacation but Johnny gave me a hanglide surprise and missed his target, now I'm pregnant.
by bassbaboonist January 8, 2006
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Midnight Surprise

Secret acts of fun performed by girls, nationwide, at midnight. Origin: Trinity College in Hartford, CT.

(Term coined by DJ Underberg, NYC.)
i i i im your midnight surprise
better believe your eyes and get ready to play
i i i im your midnight surprise
goin to tantilize you in every way
by THE midnight surprise December 14, 2008
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Habanero Surprise

You and your girlfriend decide to have chincken wings for dinner. You make sure and order the Xtra spicy wings. Once the meal is finished you fake wash your hands. Next you take your girlfriend into the bedroom and begin to finger her. Within 30seconds to a minute she will start to feel an excruciating burning sensation start to rage in her now throbbing pussy. It will most likely feel as if you have just set her pussy on fire with an industrial blow torch. She will scream "Fire!!! Fire!!" as she really thinks her pussy is in flames. You then begin the process of urinating all over her pussy to calm the blaze down.
Guy: hey honey those wings really got me horny.

Girl: I know what you mean!

Guy to friend: ... And then I fake washed my hands and gave her a Habanero Surprise!

Friend: Did you piss on that bitch to put out the fire??

Guy: Sure did!
by dick smeller June 13, 2008
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surprise-a-donk

when a woman looks like she has a flat ass, but upon removal of her clothes you notice that she has a surprisingly shapely ass, she has a surprise-a-donk.
in the movie Black Swan during the masturbation scene, Natalie Portman has a surprise-a-donk.
by want to do January 11, 2011
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Oxford Surprise

An Oxford Surprise is when a door is opened in front of you and the person behind it squirts a load of their semen into your eye.
Obviously, this takes a lot of planning and accuracy.

The Oxford reference is because that is where it was conceived.
"Oy, where's Jack?"
"Jack's in the bathroom"
"Why?"
*Big grin*
"Oxford Surprise!"
by Monty MacGuffin January 6, 2008
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