A cop that produces a low volume of traffic citations. Generally the only written citations are for accidents. These officers can sometimes be found hiding in parking decks or behind a church. Used almost exclusively in the central Virginia area.
That Sluffalufagus only has three traffic tickets for the month, someone must have been speeding in the deck.
by L. Bogert December 13, 2007
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The technical definition of the opposite of butterface: a member of the more feminine sex who's face is more attractive than her body.
Guy A: "You know that girl Lindsay Lohan? Dude, she is the only girl to ever transfer left to right along the Butterface-Scuffin Muffin Spectrum (B-SMS)."
Guy B: "In what way?"
Guy A: "Well her body was really smoking, and her face wasn't that great in comparison, but when she did drugs, she went all emaciated sudanese on us and her face never looked better by comparison."
Guy B: "In what way?"
Guy A: "Well her body was really smoking, and her face wasn't that great in comparison, but when she did drugs, she went all emaciated sudanese on us and her face never looked better by comparison."
by Cunty Punter October 18, 2010
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when your roomate has shufflitis and can't stick to one song much less a genre. fuckin stupid shufflitis. camping in the back yard and dad won't stop catching shufflitis to those oldies that you really hate but don't have the heart to tell her that she's fuckin stupid
when your roomate has shufflitis and can't stick to one song much less a genre. fuckin stupid shufflitis. camping in the back yard and dad won't stop catching shufflitis to those oldies that you really hate but don't have the heart to tell her that she's fuckin stupid
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Get the Scuff mug.The act of throwing out the prior Starbucks cup when ordering another cup either the next morning or later that day at the drive-thru.
"WTF??? That snotty barista was pissed when I asked him to do the Starbucks shuffle for me after paying $3.84 for a latte!"
by patty browning January 24, 2008
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