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bitch sitch

1. One's overall situation with women in terms of prospective dating.

2. A situation pertaining to one's relationship with his or her girlfriend.
1. Dude Jamie wants to go on a double date or something, so you need to find a girl quick, what's your bitch sitch like?

2. So I heard you and Leah have been arguing non stop. What's the bitch sitch now?
by Steve Holt! August 20, 2012
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Cabbage Snatch Kid

Noun

1. An unborn infant whose face is constantly protruding from its expecting mothers vagina for the entire duration of the pregnancy.
"I thought she was going into labor, but then she informed me she had a cabbage snatch kid."
by billebllunt December 9, 2013
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Parka Snatch

When a girl has a hairy vagina and a huge foopa together creating what looks like a parka. Thus "Parka Snatch".
Damn that bitch so hairy, she got a parka snatch!!!
by tony July 23, 2014
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Hippo-Snatch

A term used for a woman so thirsty for the "D", that her actions leads one to think that her vagina is going to jump out of her pants and snatch that "D" up like a ball in Hungry Hungry Hippos!
While Ratchet's husband is doing a ten year bid in prison, she gets hungry for the "D". She's up in the club all Hippo-Snatching any dick wit a pulse n a dream, and she down with O.P.P.
by gfizzlemynizzle January 17, 2015
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Dong Snatch

When a women, normally lesbian, cuts of the penis of a man while he is sleeping and gives it to another women as an offering of her affection.
Women: I just dong snatched Sarah.
Women 2: What'd she think?
Women: I think she really liked it.
by Hippieman2 May 12, 2015
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bangle snatch

something you call someone when they're doing something stupid
by CommunistHabbo January 10, 2017
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sardine snatch

Where a girls pussy smells like sardines
by Big girl entertainment March 21, 2017
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