stewardess smile

omg I dk

I saw this in one of Cecily von Ziegesar's Gossip Girl books. I KIND OF know what it means, but I would love to hear it from some wiser heads :)

She flashed a stewardess smile.

by mscrabby May 28, 2010

smile dick

A smile dick is a dick that has been infected with a terrible std. It is in poor mental health and has only one thing to do and thats smile.

"hey did you see that nasty gigilos dick?"
"yeah it was mest up he had a smile dick"

by Yomomma June 20, 2006

smile

change of facial expression to happyness due to an amazing blow job, hand job, or just from having sex.

Guy: "Holy shit!
that was worth a smile babe!"
Girl: "You better of enjoyed that,
i almost ran out of breath!!"

by The man of tate October 16, 2008

Mona Lisa Smile

After you cum you take the residual cum on the tip of your penis and apply it like lipstick to your partner's lips.

"Wow, Sam's lips look really shiny," Friend 1.
Friend 2, "Yeah, I just gave her a Mona Lisa Smile."

by The Drs September 2, 2010

Size 3's

A large man or female with size 3 kid's shoes

Don't make me shove my size 3's up your ass said the 27 year old man.

by bbbeastly May 9, 2008

smiegel

originates from the name Jeff Smiegel.
1. n. (-ism) a humorous word or phrase quickly made up to describe a recent event.
2. v. to ask one to a peppering of inappropriate questions at an inappropriate time, later resulting in an akward silence leaving a feeling of regret for opening your mouth (optional).

1. guy #1: hey, dude, he just stole my wave!
guy #2: i know, bro! he totally schraalped you!
guy #1: ?????
guy #2: it's the sound your board makes in the water when
someone quickly whips around to steal your wave.
guy #1: ohhh...kayyy...
guy #3: bro, that's such a smiegelism!

2. guy #1: hey, man. i'm dave.
guy #2: hey! where do you work and how much do you
make?
guy #1: um excuse me?
guy #2: aww, crap! sorry, i totally smiegeled you!
guy #1: ha ha... alrightythen...

by smeigelism August 20, 2008

candle smile

When you bust a nut into a unknowing victims drink, once the drink has been drunk it will leave I white moustache on the upper lip. Causing the victim to have candle smile and a salty surprise.

Friend 1: yo you hear about Stephanie

Friend 2: no what happened?
Friend 1: Frank gave her a candle smile
Friend 2: ohhh the dirty bitch

by howbaoudahbitch June 1, 2017