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skin your beef jerky

1. shut up

This rather graphic phrase literally tells men to go a "skin their penis" but in essence, it is a way of telling someone to shut up by moving on to do something else. This particular phrase is great to use against misogynistic remarks from men, as a man would fear having to perform surgery on his own genitals.
guy: Buy high sell low.

girl: I know how the stock- market works. Why don't you skin your beef jerky? I'm tired of your mansplaining.
by Boo Sadley February 23, 2021
mugGet the skin your beef jerkymug.
A person who never bitches out of anything.
I will do it cuz dark skin's ain't never fold cuhh
by Louwoppp April 12, 2019
mugGet the Dark skin's ain't never foldmug.
Slag for sexual intercourse. "Skin-Boat" refers to a penis. "Tuna-Town" refers to the vagina.
She let me take the Skin-Boat to Tuna-Town without even a "HELLO!"
by Kyle February 12, 2003
mugGet the taking the Skin-Boat to Tuna-Townmug.

Irish Skin Flute

After a long night of partying,A man gets a blowjob, then the man starts to puke off to the side, and the girl keeps on going.
Dude- I was at this party once, Billy got an Irish Skin Flute on the front porch...
Billy- and i didn't even get her name.
by "The Dude"08 February 23, 2009
mugGet the Irish Skin Flutemug.

ring out the skin towel

A sexual term used to imply male masturbation.
Guys I'm going to bed. I got to go ring out the skin towel.
by jerky boy August 12, 2007
mugGet the ring out the skin towelmug.

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