pirate shower

Getting showered in eyepatches rum and cum

I gave her a pirate shower last night cost me $35

by cDickAnge January 3, 2016

Shower bath

Shower bath meaning when you have had the worst day, but you still have to make your kids dinner so you plug the drain during your shower to get a break...From life.

Mom: I'm gonna go and take a shower bath
Husband: Your day was really that bad

by Shelby1300 May 31, 2020

Shower Shit

The act of taking a shit so nasty you'd rather just shower then bother wiping your ass.

Bro 1 "what's up"?
Bro 2 "just got done showering, had a nasty shower shit, must be all the protein"

by FitnessFanatic June 25, 2014

Lester Shower

When someone says they’re going to take a shower, but they just get their hair wet.

Dylan: Dude, are you sure you took a shower? You still smell like a wet dogs asshole, my guy.
Lester: I swear I did! Look my hair is still wet!

Dylan: You took a Lester Shower didn’t you…
Lester: You got me!

by Boxx Cutta March 31, 2022

Hipster shower

Hipster shower

I got so sick last night I gave myself a hipster shower.

I had to throw up and shit at the same time and I couldn’t get my skinny jeans down fast enough so I shit my diarrhea io my back.

by WakandaMSP May 21, 2018

Hockey Shower

Packing a lip of Grizzly.Skoal or tobacco of your choice, and showering with multiple hockey players.

Are you taking a hockey shower tonight?
Yes, I have my tin right here.

by Shock Doctor June 5, 2011

Brown Shower

To receive the contents of the bowels of another person for sexual gratification. Such practice is common amongst members of the bdsm community.

Nam Nam straddled David above his face and neck, relaxed her large Indian anal sphincter muscles and proceeded to evacuate her bowels. David moaned with pleasure as her watery stools invaded his nose and mouth. She dropped her huge brown shower all over his body.

by MrJim December 21, 2018