road pack a turd

Not having the ability to poop for an extended period of time because of driving or riding in a vehicle.

Travis says: "Dave where are you going?"
Dave says: "I'm going to take a crap, i don't think i can road pack a turd for an hour!"

by travdizzle April 1, 2009

custard road house

The act of smearing peanut butter between two patties. Or filling a pasta linguini with come and baking it. Along with a road house where they serve custard.

Custard road house bitch

by Dr.felt her snatch December 8, 2013

Irish Road Hog

When you gran the balls and proceed to give them an Indian burn,slow, but painful.

My girlfriend so freaky yesterday she gave me the Irish Road Hog

by Dbsb3272Globeabb August 25, 2021

Polish road runners

Polish road runners are immigrants who think they have more right to use the road than people in cars. "as if they even pay road tax" They often wait until you drive close to them and they run out and swagger accross the road staring at you like cars should'nt be on a road. Many Polish men are often seen cycling on pink females bikes to Llidl to buy their fill of Lambrini & fill their ruck sacks. Often find them drinking anywhere they can outside. Never in their house.

Wow did you see they Polish road runners? I nearly hit them.

Ahh see!......You missed out on 10points there!

Better luck next time Boabie!

by gash pirates July 30, 2011

Ice Road Trucker

The act of eating peanuts, then defecating the next day and refreezing your extracted log.
Once frozen...Shove up your enemy's anus until they bleed out!

After a weekend of watching Tony trying to get with my cat, I decided the only way to get him back was with a good old fashioned Ice Road Trucker!

by jermarley April 28, 2010

muddy dirt road

poopie hole sex

I took my pee pee and traveled up her muddy dirt road

by erinbeckytra April 26, 2003

see you down the road

A phrase made popular by circus clowns and other circus workers. It literally means what you would think it means. It's a form of "see you later". People in the circus absolutely hate saying goodbye, because goodbye is final. See you down the road means that although you're leaving right now, our paths will cross again! Like the train tracks that we travel on from city to city.

I hope you have safe travels, see you down the road!

by Circus terms March 4, 2016