Porn Cheeks

When you flex your ass while power thrusting and the concave dimple appears on your ass cheek.

As Luke thrusted into Hannah you could clearly see his porn cheeks glistening in the moonlight through the car window.

by JewSickelz February 8, 2021

Virtue Porn

The act of intentionally expressing wokeness in the hopes of attracting collective attention from others like minded to support ones argument, thus promoting a climaxing feeling of achievement upon oneself.

Example 1: That SJW said I was racist because I said COVID-19 may have originated from China. He just wants to get on his high horse to score some virtue porn.

Example 2: That guy over there who called the conservatives racist, fascists, sexists is so turned on, he jizzed in his pants for scoring too many virtue points. He is addicted to Virtue Porn.

by vashdao June 2, 2021

Sneaky Porn

SKEAKY PORN:
(Snē•kē - pôrn)

1. VERB: The act of surreptitiously placing pornographic images in hidden, unexpected places, whereby a person would unlikely, yet eventually stumble upon it.

See: Sneaky Poo

2. NOUN: Pornographic images that are found after being purposely hidden in unexpected places as a practical joke.

1. "We're gonna Sneaky Porn that house!"

2. "I just found Sneaky Porn in my fireplace!"

by Tristessa_27 October 8, 2014

porn-skip

The act of skipping ahead when watching pornographic material online. Primarily happens when the porn-skipper is searching for his preferred sexual position or would simply like to fast forward to the climaxing.

I porn-skipped through this video only to realize there was no money shot.

by TheFooz February 28, 2017

Belly Porn

when 2 fat people bounce their bellies off each other while having sexual intercourse.

Tyler and Annaleigh do belly porn together because they are fat fucks

by jonre x aleah August 6, 2023

hallmark porn

Noun. A film that starts at 8 o’clock and will reply three times in the next 24 hours that features Christmas lights and soft core women’s porn with no penetration.

I was wearing my crocs and fishnets while Diana and I enjoyed a Pino Grigio and Hallmark Porn.

by EZlikesundaymorning May 28, 2021

porn phone

A secondary phone that’s only use is to save and stream porn, your old phone may turn into this when purchasing a new one.

“I see you got a new phone, how much you wanna sell your old one for?”
“Nah bro, that’s my porn phone.”

by dropoutbear777 May 5, 2019