fuck point average

N. Average of points for people you slept with in the past. Standard of measurement conventionally based on level of success attained by ex-lover or level of widespread social status, i.e. fame. Also known by abbreviation FPA.

My fuck point average jumped way up when my ex-lover was named Poet Laureate. Most of my exes barely graduated college.

When Stephanie became Lady Gaga, she did wonders for my FPA!

by Ma Cherie (@CherieDAmour) October 14, 2010

Honey Point

the point in a relationship when couples start calling each other "honey"

Jim: "Honey, where is the dish soap?"
Pam: "Jim! I thought I told you that we are not at the honey point yet!"

by sweetsweetsummertime July 26, 2011

Hollow Point

Sticking your fingers in someone’s ass like this 🤌 then expanding the tips of your fingers outward.

“Yeah man Sarah wanted to spice up our love life so I hollow pointed her last night.”

by hp-1-2-3 November 27, 2021

punk rock points

n--similar to street cred or comicred: indicates punkredibilty, but usually ironic: 1. for calling out posers 2. for calling out someone 'in the scene' who's putting on 'old school' airs

Right, dude, buying all your clothes from Hot Topic just earns you loads of punk rock points. (first usage)

Yeah, Mike thinks he's soooo cool, like he's got the high score in punk rock points, or something. (second usage)

by bodhibound November 23, 2007

pointers

something that pokes out of a womans tits..they are also known as nipples.

wow look at them pointers coming out of that ladys t-shirt its making my pencil become erect!

by grace-thebest August 28, 2006

Point

A reference to the pointed tip of a syringe needle that will be used to inject speed(crystal methamphetamine) into your blood.

Looking to get to the point.

by Waikikisunset April 25, 2011

pointer

when the penis is inserted into the vag, you get a boner, aka a pointer.

I just did your mom and got a pointer.

by ravenmatthewsisbae May 23, 2016