Pizza Hut noob

In 2006, the Australian arm of Pizza Hut released a meal deal - the customer would get two large pizzas, a garlic bread, a 1.5L Pepsi and a game of their choice (the available games were NFS: Most Wanted, The Sims 2, and Battlefield 2). This was all offered for $34.95AUD.

Unfortunately, instead of choosing a harmless game like Need for Speed, the majority of these budding gamers chose Battlefield 2, which at the time was one of the most popular first person shooters. Australian multiplayer servers were flooded with pizza-lovers with no idea of how to actually play the game, while those who purchased it in-store were left to pick up the pieces.

And so the Pizza Hut noob was born.

Of course, noobs are a part of every game, and they eventually either improve their skills or leave. The reason the Pizza Hut special gained such notoriety amongst the Australian gaming community is because there was such an overwhelming flood of general stupidity in such a short space of time.

One way of telling the true age of a BF2 gamer is to go onto a BF2 server and ask "who here remembers the Pizza Hut noobs?". There's sure to be at least one person who remembers those dark months.

"Who here remembers the Pizza Hut noobs?"
- usually followed by messages from veterans reminiscing

Player Teamkills AnotherPlayer
AnotherPlayer: pizza hut noob...

by SchoolSarge May 4, 2010

CBAM Pizza

Canadian Bacon & Mushroom Pizza

I would like to order a hand tossed CBAM Pizza to go.

by Winchero January 8, 2010

Sal's Pizza

A pizzeria in the Boston area with the greatest crust you'll ever eat. The owner, Sal Lupoli, runs deals that offer huge pizzas at low prices. People hate on it, but it's great pizza. If you ever visit Boston, you have to try this pizza.

Joe: This crust is so thin and bland.
Rob: Yeah, it's nothing like Sal's.

I bought a 19 inch, 3 lb. pizza yesterday at Sal's Pizza. I don't think I'll be able to eat for a while.

by philliesfan998 January 19, 2011

nothing pizza

A word randomly brought up in a conversation to confuse the other person

You: hey whats up
Them: On vacation in florida
You: I heard they have nothing pizza there
Them:?????

by THECOMET January 26, 2011

Pizza Truck

The act of picking/raising someone up via a hand placed on their groin region.

It seemed like his voice got higher pitched after he was pizza trucked.

by Rudgeworth April 6, 2008

hobo pizza

A true Hobo Pizza is when a group of homeless men chip in and buy a plain pizza. They put it on center of an old mattress under the bridge by the train station. Then they all jerk off in unison and jizz on the pizza. Then they eat it.

I made a few bucks washing car windshields with a greasy rag. Who's up for some hobo pizza.

by icyhot123 October 28, 2013

Pizza Law

Pizza Law: When eating pizza, it is always socially acceptable to burp loudly afterwards, to show both praise to and thanks for the glory that is pizza. All shall accept and celebrate this show of praise and gratitude to the pizza without complaint or ill will.

Person 1: *belches*
Person 2: Dude, c'mon......
Person 1: Pizza Law, bro.....are you some kind of heretic anti-pizza-ite or something?

Person 1: It really bothers me when you burp after eating pizza, it's really gross.
Person 2: Pizza Law. Get real or get a new friend.

by Justbelieveme January 7, 2017