Dumb Girls with Smart Phones

The amazing number of 18-24 year old dumb girls with smart phones that will instantly take their clothes off and take pictures of themselves in their bathroom and bedroom mirrors while their clueless father is downstairs watching home videos of when she was 3 and learning how to jump rope.

Guy A) Dude...why are are there suddenly so many pictures of hot girl next door types all over internet. Either showing off their tits, or licking each others tits?

Guy B) Dumb Girls with Smart Phones, dude. It's awesome.

by Comics Nut December 11, 2011

one handed phone call

A phone call made whilst masturbating.

Pat O'Brien is a big fan of making one handed phone calls.

by pseudonymkiller July 28, 2009

PCA (Phone Call Anxiety)

A person who becomes anxious when making a phone call or when someone is calling them, resulting in them screening the call or just texting as a result . Most commonly seen with millennials who much rather text than make or answer a phone call.

"What's with you constantly screening my calls, we were just texting one another?"

"You clearly have PCA (Phone Call Anxiety)"

by Uncle_Danny September 21, 2018

national phone sex day

April 19th when you and your partner have phone sex on this particular date.

Tomorrow is national phone sex day

by Music tha April 18, 2020

One Legged Phone Balance

When you finish busting a nut, and you have to reach behind you for tissues, and you have to balance your phone on your legs.

Person One: How much skill do you have

Person Two: I pulled a One Legged Phone Balance after busting a nut

Person One: Impressive

by Old Douchebag July 12, 2018

blowing up my phone

Sending message after message for however long you want to stop

Ex: My boyfriend was blowing up my phone because he didn't know where I was.

by zombiekitty_10 May 11, 2014

i phone 100

Apple is going bankrupt and is losing new ideas. Gotta keep the revenue up so they create new iphones.

Steve: TIM YOU FUCKING IDIOT! CREATE SOMETHING NEW!
Tim: But, the i phone 100 is legendary!
Steve: YOU JUST RENAMED THE IPHONE 10 YOU IDIOT!
Tim: we don't know how to make, we know how to sell..

by thelawkeeper1 September 18, 2018