The amazing number of 18-24 year old dumb girls with smart phones that will instantly take their clothes off and take pictures of themselves in their bathroom and bedroom mirrors while their clueless father is downstairs watching home videos of when she was 3 and learning how to jump rope.
Guy A) Dude...why are are there suddenly so many pictures of hot girl next door types all over internet. Either showing off their tits, or licking each others tits?
Guy B) Dumb Girls with Smart Phones, dude. It's awesome.
Guy B) Dumb Girls with Smart Phones, dude. It's awesome.
by Comics Nut December 11, 2011
Get the Dumb Girls with Smart Phonesmug. by pseudonymkiller July 28, 2009
Get the one handed phone callmug. A person who becomes anxious when making a phone call or when someone is calling them, resulting in them screening the call or just texting as a result . Most commonly seen with millennials who much rather text than make or answer a phone call.
"What's with you constantly screening my calls, we were just texting one another?"
"You clearly have PCA (Phone Call Anxiety)"
"You clearly have PCA (Phone Call Anxiety)"
by Uncle_Danny September 21, 2018
Get the PCA (Phone Call Anxiety)mug. When you finish busting a nut, and you have to reach behind you for tissues, and you have to balance your phone on your legs.
Person One: How much skill do you have
Person Two: I pulled a One Legged Phone Balance after busting a nut
Person One: Impressive
Person Two: I pulled a One Legged Phone Balance after busting a nut
Person One: Impressive
by Old Douchebag July 12, 2018
Get the One Legged Phone Balancemug. by Music tha April 18, 2020
Get the national phone sex daymug. by zombiekitty_10 May 11, 2014
Get the blowing up my phonemug. Being so horny that you have to shove your penis in the charging port while the women on the other side shoves the entire phone up her vaginal canal
Theadore: Marissa, I love you so much let’s have intimate phone sex tonight
Marissa: ok last time I did this part of my case got stuck in my uterus
Marissa: ok last time I did this part of my case got stuck in my uterus
by I_have_Lupus_7 February 24, 2019
Get the Intimate Phone Sexmug.