Paintballer

Someone that plays paintball frequently that is pretty awesome. Usually the cool kids at school buuuut they always act gangster which gets annoying as fuck but theyre still coo'.

god he fuckin OWND my ass in the pits
yeah. hes a gangster ass mo'fucka. he told u hed pop a cap in ur ass.
yeah he did.
and he followed thru on that threat 2. he is a gangsta mofuckin paintballer

by Chace123 December 17, 2008

paint gat

Nother name for a paintball gun

aiight he talkin to much shit get the PAINT GAT

by ERRoRER June 2, 2004

pantalage

an area below the waste in which ones girlfriend or boyfriend may insert limbs for pleasure. only available on humans, this area is unkown to our race simply cuz we dont wear pants...investigations are still underway on the human pantalage region.

Griznork: that human is caressing the female humans pantalage region
Racksmackcrackass: yes indeed, we must investigate
Griznork: intriguing

by max means more dot com November 3, 2004

paint roller

The act of having either anal sex, or vaginal period sex with a girl and then sliding your horizontal cock up and down her face, making sure to give her a good coat of either blood or feces. This can also be done with semen, however the guy must first ejaculate into a paint tray and then dip his dick in before painting his lover.

Aw dude that girl you went home with last night was so gnarly!

It's all good, I gave her such a thick paint roller, I couldn't tell her from my sister!

Bro, what if it WAS your sister?!

Oh well!

by Mr. Period December 25, 2014

Paint my chicken coop

A leud act involving the handle of a paint brush and a rectum.

Oooh yeah baby, paint my chicken coop! Shove that handle up my ass!

by Tiny Tony June 25, 2016

Painting the porch

The act of smearing anal or vaginal discharge/residue/leakage on to your partner's pubic area while receiving doggystyle sex.

I took Becky from behind last night. When I was done, there was poo everywhere!! I don't know if it was the spicy Mexican food or some kind of weird kink, but it was clear from her reaction that she's no stranger to painting the porch!

by milqman August 31, 2018

paintingsexual

Someone who only feels sexual attraction to... paintings?

“Why the hell is he making out with that painting?”
“He’s paintingsexual leave the man be.”

by Reinwastaken November 12, 2020