Butt Numbies

The act of putting cocaine in ones inner rectum. Causeing numbness.

I gave my cat a butt numby!
or
Butt Numbies are my cats favorite!

by Jayme B. Thompson October 8, 2011

Butt pocket

A butt pocket is similar to an asshole. Butt pocket is an insult for someone being absent minded or ignorant. Some one being irritating or annoying would be considered a butt pocket. A butt pocket is just an insult.

Joseph Graham is a totally butt pocket.

by Notisaaclong420 January 16, 2015

Butt Cough

When you're standing over a putt and are unable to hold a fart in. Much like an uncontrollable cough.

As Joe Witterall stood over the 3-footer to win the Penn-York league golf championship, he was unable to hold in his butt cough, causing him to lip out the putt.

by The Definition Maestro February 11, 2010

Butt Cactus

An alternative to describing a person of being a pain in the ass

"Geez, leave it alone. You're being such a butt cactus - I'll get it done."

by Vegas Bitch February 19, 2009

butt fucky

Being of or related to anal sex.

You cant spell butt fucky without bucky.

Bro1: Hey how was that party last night?
Bro2: It was pretty butt fucky.
Bro1: Why?
Bro2: Everyone was putting it in the pooper.

by GangBangOrangutan March 1, 2011

Butt sex

(Sigh)

Just look up anal sex like a mature person.

John: Mom, I just had butt sex with my girlfriend.
Mom: Don't be so immature John

by The.Urban.Legend September 18, 2016

Buick butt

The partial numbness of the buttocks that results from long car trips. Causes the sensation of your ass being one with the car seat. Named for the Buick line, as the suspension in these and other large sedans tends to amplify the effect.

Bob: You know, after driving for the last four hours, I feel as though I've become one with the car. Is this Zen?

Larry: Nah, it's just Buick butt.

by Justice Walker March 13, 2009