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Under The Old Law

Yall new LandLords but I’m Under The Old Law
by Uncle Larel January 22, 2023
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13 year old

Lots of things to know about 13-year-olds

- You get a lot of new perks
- You are officially a teenager and are in 7th or 8th grade
- Most of the people that use the urban dictionary are 13 just based on common sense. If you see any comment dissing them it has triple the dislikes while if a comment says they aren't actually bad it gets 10x the likes.
They try to vape like other kids who are in high school (14 or 15+), they get into the dumbest 2 week relationships of all time, the boys just moan, they are very moody (that isn't even a myth), they are also tiktok addicts same as 14 to 17-year-olds tbf. One of the worst things they do is overusing trends and slangs and you lot can't deny that one 😆.

Overall it is a decent age and 12-year-olds should look forward to it and also 14-year-olds should be happy that they left it. Like all ages, it has its ups and downs. Peace.
Nick: Happy birthday bro so how old did you turn?
James: 13.
Nick: I was once a 13 year old too it has its ups and downs; good luck.
James: Thanks
by DanTheFootyFan September 28, 2023
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Old Barney Tim

Old Barney Tim is a great human that is other known as Jess. He has a wife named mrs Barney tim And a child potato. Potato’s birthday is tomorrow so happy birthday potato!!!!

Old Barney Tim and mrs Barney Tim’s wedding will be in two weeks and they’re will be a lolly ring.

All old Barney Tim’s friends will be at the wedding taking some kind of part in it and there will be a party the night before.

Old Barney Tim was made to make people happy and laugh in serious or unhappy situations or at any other time.

Over all I I love you to the moon and back old Barney Tim sooo much he is amazing.
Bad situation

Old Barney Tim: hi guys let’s get this party started.
Then everyone laughs and has a good time or ELSE!
by 12T16H March 13, 2019
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Old-Man-Itis

A contagious disease that makes you want to lay in bed and stay on your phone watching videos. Another symptom is listening to political podcasts and listening to 60's music on the regular. This disease reduces your energy to do anything active or go outside. Some other symptoms could include a fever and sleeping for most of the day. The only time you get up is when it is time to eat and you head back to bed. Originated from Ivan Najera.
Bro you hear about Ivan? He been sleeping all day and has been on his phone in bed all day. He doesn't want to hang out or do anything. Guess he has the Old-Man-Itis
by Flaco7 March 14, 2018
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licking old lollipops

An ancient description term used to define "lol" - this last now an overly used expression that simply means nothing.
Dude1: "Man I just got fired..."
Dude2: "lol"
Dude1: "Why in the hell are you licking old lollipops" ?
by James Choolaz December 14, 2013
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Old Man's Todger

A crude name for a cocktail made from all the left-overs of your alcohol collection. Named so as it is likely not to taste dis-similar to an Old Man's Todger.
RTJ: Herman, got any more booze?

Herman Dogg: Only a half a can of Stella, some moldy old red wine and some absinthe.

RTJ: I'll knock up and Old Man's Todger then.
by rtj loco December 21, 2003
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very old grapes

1 Hey Steve those are very old grapes you have.

2 I know I'm getting rid of them.
by very old grapes December 27, 2020
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