Douchebag truck

A douchebag truck consists of these items:
Tinted windows

Lifted way too high
City boys drivers who pretend to be country
Tires too wide for the truck
Blowing smoke through school zones
Compensating for something.

Usually the drivers name is “Chad, Brad, Brett, Brant, Trent, etc.”

That guy is driving a douchebag truck.

by Josiah11699 February 6, 2021

Trucked

To hit or trackle someone with extensive force. (ie: to basically run someone over)

"Bro did you just see Jayden?!? Number 19 trucked him like a big dog. "

"I think I have a concussion, some guy just trucked me."

"I feel like I got hit by a truck, which is probably because I got trucked yesterday."

by montonthewonton August 31, 2019

bump truck

A pickup truck with insane audio capabilities; often associated with never too many subwoofers that "bump" the truck and cars around them.

Damn, not only does she got dumps like a truck, but she drives a bump truck too!

by Alphalpha Chadinator February 14, 2021

Truck lads

The best type of lads going. Loves their trucks more than you , spends more time with their trucks than you. Always wants someone to cabslag and for you to try out their beds😉
Cant get more of a real man!

Townie boy? Nope ! Truck lads all the way😍

by Blondie Cowgirl March 17, 2024

two trucks

Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
Two pickup trucks
Making love
American made
Built Ford tough
Two beautiful murder machines
American angels in the sky
Grown men cry
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (oh), my muscles (oh)
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (oh) my muscles (oh)
Involuntarily flex
Right by my side
There's zz top
And Robert Z'Dar
From maniac cop one, two and three
This barbecue could bring you to your knees
And so could these two trucks
Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
Is more than I can withstand
Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
My big fat heart expands
Two pickup trucks
One cylinder block
Crush my body like a rock
So beautiful
No stars tonight
Just fireworks and eagles in the sky
The founding fathers cry
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (oh) my muscles (oh)
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (oh) my muscles (oh)
Involuntarily flex
Yeah, yeah, yeah, ah-ah-ha-ha-ha, ah-ah
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex

two trucks having sex

by IDONTKNOWHOWBUTTHEYFOUNDME May 22, 2022

truck stopper

When you go down on a lot lizard in the back of your semi truck and get an unexpected mouthful of someone else's cum.

I ate out a lot lizard last night and that bitch gave me a truck stopper. Then I creampied her so the next guy will get one too!

by slim pickle January 24, 2021

Truck Fuck

not for commie spies

Truck Fuck was a television series that premiered in the popular television show Team Neighborhood (i think).

by LongJohnJohn September 18, 2020