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nick hornby 

(copied from the penguin website)
Nick Hornby was born in 1957, and is the author of; Fever Pitch, High Fidelity, About a Boy, How to be Good and 31 Songs. He also edited the collection of short stories Speaking With the Angel. He is the pop music critic for the New Yorker. In 1999, he was awarded the E.M.Forster award by the American Academy of Arts and Letters. He lives and works in Highbury, North London.
Nick Hornby is one of my favorite authors.
nick hornby by marcyfight April 11, 2005
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Nick Howell 

Otherwise known as "Fang". One of the greatest zombie hunters the world has ever known.
Fang was born in the year 100 B.C. on the druidic island of Avalon. He was raised by the priestesses of the land and at the age of 16 was sent into the world of men to protect them from evil. He died at age 32, but has been reincarnated many times. He is currently on his 42nd reincarnation as a trumpet player in Missouri. When all hope is lost and the world once again needs a hero, Nick will shed his jazz playing trumpet skills and will step forth and proclaim himself as the protector of our world. Then he will fight all of our enemies and save our asses.
He also enjoys dressing up in drag and singing Celine Dion power ballads.
Nick Howell by Aphira January 16, 2009
Related Words
The initial crack caused by a small pebble or rock that will evetually lead to the shattering of one's windshield or sunroof during a road trip.
She never knew where the nick hole came from, but it didn't matter when it caused her sunroof to shatter all over her while driving...
nick hole by DJ Friend April 16, 2007

Nick Haddad 

The most pleasant smell in the world
Man, that smelled better than roses! it smelled like Nick Haddad!

Yo my date smelled like Nick Haddad! it was fuckin wicked

Nick Martin 

A pedophilic 14 year old with down syndrome. Famous for lines such as:

"Where is shini"

"What do you what"

"fuck you asshole bitch"

Easy to catfish

Formerly known for his adventures on the kids game Club Penguin Rewritten
Guy: Wanna catfish Nick Martin?
Other guy: You mean "Nick Martin the p*do!"? Sure!
Nick Martin by Shø April 9, 2019

Nick fury 

mother Fucker who lost an eye to a cat
Nick fury : The last time i trusted someone i lost an eye
Nick fury by Caronawolf September 10, 2020