31st-1st national horny day

The 2 days were created so anyone in the world was allowed to ask for nudes or sexual pics whenever they want aswell, it works both ways.

“Hey guess what day it is, it’s the 31st-1st national horny day, you know what that means… whip out your penis/tits”

by ErrorCreed April 29, 2022

25 april national awesomeness day

the 25 april is the national awesomeness day , so if you are born on that day you re awesome !

it's the 25 april! so? 25 april national awesomeness day!

by THE sophia April 14, 2019

July 4th national nudes day

On July 4th a girl or boy has to send you a nude picture/video of themselves.

July 4th national nudes day Is when somebody me sends you a nude picture/ video of themselves.( can only be used on July 4th)

by Bro omg July 4, 2022

October 28 - National Taser Day

On October 28, it’s National Taser Day! Tase your friends and pretty much anyone you want to on this day!

Get tased, its October 28, you can actually taser them or taser them with your hand! It’s October 28 - National Taser Day!

by GetFuckedHoe October 26, 2020

oct 1 national wife’s day

A day to give appreciation to your wife

Oct 1 national wife’s day is coming up

by ur wife September 30, 2023

October 31 National creampie day

October 31 is the national creampie day! Make a creampie with your gf

BF: Hey babe <3
GF: Hey :)
BF: You know whats going to happen tonight its October 31 National creampie day ;)
GF: Oh yeah! :* im so excited for the creampie ;)

by knarkhandlaren October 30, 2019

August 24 National Kobe Day

National Kobe day to honor the legend Kobe Bryant, he will love on forever. Mamba mentality!

P1: It’s August 24 National Kobe Day!

P2: YO I better go out in my Bryant jersey!

by foaming lizard February 3, 2020