Mama Crayon is the God of all crayons, it is very powerful. If you anger Mama Crayon, she will find where you live and lick your toes while you are sleeping.
by Vedava July 31, 2022

yo mama so fat she wakes up on both sides of the bed
yo mama so ugly she gave freddy krueger nightmares
yo mama so ugly she gave freddy krueger nightmares
by the milf hunter 3000 July 25, 2022

by gusk69 April 13, 2019

joe mama is a joke that that was theorized to be made said 3500 BCE but only became a joke in a 1975 ware a french solder said "your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries"
by epicgamer1424 March 17, 2023

If you see then you probably are wondering who is Joe. Well my friend joe is actually a very good friend of mine that I’ve known for exactly 20 years, yea a pretty damn long time. We are actually married and we’re having kids next month! Joe is going to be a Mama!!!
Some nigga: Wanna go meet up with joe’s mom later?
Some white Christian nibba: who’s joe?
Some nigga: JOE MAMA
Some white Christian nibba: who’s joe?
Some nigga: JOE MAMA
by 🤰 October 26, 2019

by koksukcer June 3, 2021
