The act of sitting in a room and an awful odor fills the room. You look around to see who it was and everyone else is staring at you. Embarrassment rushes as you soon find out that you have just had a magical experience of a free wind.
Guy: *sniff* What was that?
Girl: Ew... That was completely gross. Why would you do something like that?
Guy: What did I do? I was just talking about that.....
Girl's friend: Lol he just had a magical free wind! What a loser!
Everyone (except guy): *Laughing*
Girl: Ew... That was completely gross. Why would you do something like that?
Guy: What did I do? I was just talking about that.....
Girl's friend: Lol he just had a magical free wind! What a loser!
Everyone (except guy): *Laughing*
by retouQ August 31, 2010
A mystical women which renders the male species to all logic.
When bouji'ed up, the ancient greek gods seek mortality. In her natural state, time and space seem to dramically slow down.
She seems to be a hotmess internally. Don't be fooled, shes amoung the strongest mystical beings one could encounter.
Known Weakness:
Alcohol, Bushes, Handstands, Playing Fair, people which speak to themselves, and Taco Bell.
Those which encounter this creature, your amoung the luckiest of our kind.
When bouji'ed up, the ancient greek gods seek mortality. In her natural state, time and space seem to dramically slow down.
She seems to be a hotmess internally. Don't be fooled, shes amoung the strongest mystical beings one could encounter.
Known Weakness:
Alcohol, Bushes, Handstands, Playing Fair, people which speak to themselves, and Taco Bell.
Those which encounter this creature, your amoung the luckiest of our kind.
by Thomas...! June 02, 2017
The act or art of making food extremely hot or otherwise unpleasant to eliminate in a bowel movement later. This is a play on "juju" magic, a form of West African witchcraft.
Oooh, my gosh! My stomach is upset! That chef sure can make powerful doo doo magic! I need to go to the bathroom.
by Deaf Drummer June 05, 2010
A game. When male and a female, of post-pubescent age, zipper themselves in a sleeping bag with toy soldiers. A battle rages until the toy soldiers have fired their last bullet. Usually the female receives the brunt of the onslaught, especially if the male is using some biochemical spray to attack the female from the inside. A cease-fire is eventually imposed because someone claims "you got it in my eye." But then the magic happens and presto chango, a baby has been made.
Jason and Rylee were friends forever until they decided to play a little game called sleeping bag magic. Both prepared their troops for battle, and sealed themselves in the bag, vowing not to unzip until someone was victorious. Alas, no magic happened because Jason and Rylee didn't realize that you need one girl and one guy for magic to happen. Two guys will never create a fetus with toy soldiers.
by Snuffleupagus muck stick February 02, 2012
by jordybear92 May 08, 2008
Your doing a girl from behind and you hit her in the back of the head and knock her out. then you ride her down the stairs.
by Matt222 March 15, 2008
The miracle that is black womanhood. Almighty Jah created black women in his image and likeness to be a source of awe and wonderment for all mankind.
Black girl magic is exemplified by the following: calm and poise in stressful situations, rich in heritage from the African continent, fully independent but still keepin' in real, thicc irresistible figure, and a celebration of all things Soulful.
Black girl magic is exemplified by the following: calm and poise in stressful situations, rich in heritage from the African continent, fully independent but still keepin' in real, thicc irresistible figure, and a celebration of all things Soulful.
Did you see how Imani calmly yet firmly diffused that disaster at yesterday's staff meeting? She is black girl magic incarnate.
by John Henry81 February 18, 2021