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Neumann Mind-Fuck

When you have a boss named Neumann, who is SO intelligent, that you can enter his office with with resolve and with a valid demand and then leave not getting a goddamned thing you wanted, but feel like he gave you the winning numbers of the lottery.

Frank Z: Returning to his office, "FUCK!"
RickO: "What's wrong Frank?"
Frank Z: "I went to Neumann's office to demand that he let me fly business class."
RickO: "Was he receptive?"
FrankZ, rubbing his temples: "Dude, all I know is he explained how it's WAY better to fly coach and that just riding in an airplane is reward enough for anyone. I walked out gushing with gratitude and positivity until I got to the hallway. How the fuck does he do that?"
RickO: "It's called the 'Neumann Mind-Fuck'. He uses it on everyone. ...Do you still have your wallet?"
FrankZ pats his empty rear pockets and screams to the ceiling, "Fuck!"
I went to speak with Neumann about a better coffee machine. Now, I can't stand the taste of coffee... What happened...?
You've just had the Neumann Mind-Fuck.
by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker September 9, 2023
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Lack minded individual

A Lack minded individual I similar in definition to "like minded individual" but I in reference to said people being similarly stupid as the stupid person they're like...
Flattard has 23 like on his post, hes found 23 lack minded individuals
by Flat.Turd October 31, 2019
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Mind out the road

When some fucker gets in the way and you want them to move. Same as “get out the way” or “get out the road
by Serry12345 March 21, 2019
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Jedi Mind Click

Buying something online that you can't, or don't want to explain.
I didn't mean to buy all that porn. Someone must have performed a Jedi mind click on me.
by RenGVL December 28, 2014
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If I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak Do Not Change My Mind Then It Will Happen
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 11, 2025
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Weak minded victims

Black American "why does wilder get so much hate"

Any non black " because hes a lying, bad loser, that will make up any and every excuse when he steps up and gets smashed, nothing like the many great black American boxers"

Black American

" nah you racist "

Non black "stop being weak minded victims
by Ceejay new February 7, 2021
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Able minded

Somebody who isnt quite normal and usually has a problem with there brain
ryan may have stole my green but i forgive him because i cant help that he is able minded
by e_Booth December 28, 2008
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