When you have a boss named Neumann, who is SO intelligent, that you can enter his office with with resolve and with a valid demand and then leave not getting a goddamned thing you wanted, but feel like he gave you the winning numbers of the lottery.
Frank Z: Returning to his office, "FUCK!"
RickO: "What's wrong Frank?"
Frank Z: "I went to Neumann's office to demand that he let me fly business class."
RickO: "Was he receptive?"
FrankZ, rubbing his temples: "Dude, all I know is he explained how it's WAY better to fly coach and that just riding in an airplane is reward enough for anyone. I walked out gushing with gratitude and positivity until I got to the hallway. How the fuck does he do that?"
RickO: "It's called the 'Neumann Mind-Fuck'. He uses it on everyone. ...Do you still have your wallet?"
FrankZ pats his empty rear pockets and screams to the ceiling, "Fuck!"
Frank Z: Returning to his office, "FUCK!"
RickO: "What's wrong Frank?"
Frank Z: "I went to Neumann's office to demand that he let me fly business class."
RickO: "Was he receptive?"
FrankZ, rubbing his temples: "Dude, all I know is he explained how it's WAY better to fly coach and that just riding in an airplane is reward enough for anyone. I walked out gushing with gratitude and positivity until I got to the hallway. How the fuck does he do that?"
RickO: "It's called the 'Neumann Mind-Fuck'. He uses it on everyone. ...Do you still have your wallet?"
FrankZ pats his empty rear pockets and screams to the ceiling, "Fuck!"
I went to speak with Neumann about a better coffee machine. Now, I can't stand the taste of coffee... What happened...?
You've just had the Neumann Mind-Fuck.
You've just had the Neumann Mind-Fuck.
by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker September 9, 2023
Get the Neumann Mind-Fuckmug. A Lack minded individual I similar in definition to "like minded individual" but I in reference to said people being similarly stupid as the stupid person they're like...
by Flat.Turd October 31, 2019
Get the Lack minded individualmug. When some fucker gets in the way and you want them to move. Same as “get out the way” or “get out the road”
by Serry12345 March 21, 2019
Get the Mind out the roadmug. by RenGVL December 28, 2014
Get the Jedi Mind Clickmug. If I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak Do Not Change My Mind Then It Will Happen
If I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak Do Not Change My Mind Then It Will Happen
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 11, 2025
Get the If I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak Do Not Change My Mind Then It Will Happenmug. Black American "why does wilder get so much hate"
Any non black " because hes a lying, bad loser, that will make up any and every excuse when he steps up and gets smashed, nothing like the many great black American boxers"
Black American
" nah you racist "
Non black "stop being weak minded victims
Any non black " because hes a lying, bad loser, that will make up any and every excuse when he steps up and gets smashed, nothing like the many great black American boxers"
Black American
" nah you racist "
Non black "stop being weak minded victims
by Ceejay new February 7, 2021
Get the Weak minded victimsmug. by e_Booth December 28, 2008
Get the Able mindedmug.