Lunch

Lunch is a meal eaten in the middle of the day, unless you’re in maintenance.

PL: let’s go grab lunch vato.
Mechanic: Sorry man, can’t go to lunch, cause someone has to watch your lines.

PL: okay I’ll save you some crumbs.

by VPOUSOfDANONE September 16, 2020

lunchpresado

That one person who inevitably and conveniently forgets or doesn't have any money after suggesting grabbing lunch.

Formally known as "lanspresado" and can also be referred to as "brunchpresado."

"Wally is a lunchpresado pro. I don't think he's paid for his own lunch since he did time in the poke. Even then, I paid because I pay taxes."

by Grigio Girl November 21, 2020

Lunch Money

In sneaker talk, the term "lunch money" is used when a sneaker is sold for very little profit, i.e. the sneaker is sold for a little over it's retail price (hence "lunch" money, typically because it is a small sum of money you would buy lunch with). This sum typically varies between 5-20$.

Person 1: I sold my yeezys for 235$ yesterday.
Person 2: but you paid 220$ for them! That's lunch money profit.

by BlueNerve January 1, 2021

Lunch with grandma

Used when you need an excuse to not have lunch with the boys so you can get head during lunch

Hey boys I’m gonna have lunch with grandma today

by Bmaybs09 February 26, 2021

Lunch

The art of wanting to fuck a uwu catgirl and using the code word lunch

Wanna watch lunch later

by HEEENNNNTTTTAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIII January 28, 2021

lunchfuckable

The act of seeing of if one of your friends or complete strangers will give you a 15 minute or less quickie in a Men’s restroom. Typically served around noon to 12:30pm

Hey Rick, do you think that Ashley would be a good lunchfuckable right now?

by picklerick1991 February 11, 2021

lunch

The most universal word ever that you can use in any sentence, regardless if it makes sense or not.

I keep it juicy juicy, eat that lunch!
You just got lunched.
Oh lunch

by averagestudent69 March 29, 2021