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kick-start the dog

1. The act of tucking one's semi-erect penis behind their leg and then kicking that leg rearward in order to stimulate a fuller erection.

2. Tucking ones fully erect penis behind their leg and forcefully hiking that leg rearward in order to smack a woman performing fellatio under the chin.
1. I was taking a shower and sprang a semi so I used some hair conditioner to kick-start the dog.
2. Your ex-girlfriend kept talking while giving the weakest head I've ever received so I kick-started the dog and smacked that bitch in the face.
by The Cap N' June 19, 2020
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Butterfly Shrimp kick

The Butterfly Shrimp kick is a last resort for Buddhist monks to defend themselves and their monestarys. It is when a monk leaps into the air and driving their foot down through the enemies body down the center of it but intentionally leaving the spine intact, the victim then falls with the body resembling butterfly Shrimp. (It also considered a war crime in most Eastern countries).
My father was in the Chinese army and when he attacked a Buddhist monestary they killed him with the Butterfly Shrimp Kick.
by sosig.fo.win November 14, 2018
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Roundhouse Kick List

A list of horrible/aggravating small children whom you wish to roundhouse kick out of your life.
Child: "GEESEGEESEGEESEGEESE"
You: "Ugh, we've gotta add her to the Roundhouse Kick List."
by bethannswagmoney March 7, 2015
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kicked from the chat

Why did nick molest that little boy?
Because kicked from the chat
by Matt. September 10, 2018
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Donkey Kick The Bucket

The saying that shows sarcasm and concern for the idiot that said the statement.
“Hey man You are wearing a red hat.” “Well Donkey kick the bucket you idiot!”
by morgansss October 11, 2021
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Roundhouse of Godly Kicks

Sean Totally did it in the year 2032. Die Mad Aout It!
"Dude, I totally kicked that asteroid back into the cosmos with my Roundhouse of Godly Kicks and saved the planet earth in the year 2032. This is why we don't skip leg day!"
by Bro132 April 26, 2021
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Kick a mason day

A day hwere you can kick people called mason!
Oh shit- i forgot its kick a mason day!
by Jenna bulionp October 15, 2020
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