Kick A Dumbass Day

Every day on the 9th of November, anybody that has ever done anything to annoy you is done for. You have permission to kick them multiple times.

"Y'know, Brandon is really pissing me off today!" Exclaimed Johnny
"No worries mate, its November 9th. Go kick him" Replied Alistair
"I am allowed to!?" Asked Johnny
"Well yeah it is Kick A Dumbass Day!"

by Thy British Bias November 6, 2020

Kick a mason day

A day hwere you can kick people called mason!

Oh shit- i forgot its kick a mason day!

by Jenna bulionp October 15, 2020

Donkey-Kick-Back

This is a defense move against the donkey punch. If you are having anal sex and your partner donkey punches you then you kick up and back, like a donkey, hard! This is result in a swift kick to the balls.

John tried to Donkey punch me last night, so I pulled the Donkey-Kick-Back maneuver. Dude never saw it coming. He will think twice about pulling that donkey punch again.

by BitchiestRestingFace October 14, 2017

bruce lee kick

death to all

mike tyson got bruce lee kicked now he is dead

by jeet kuun do June 19, 2017

kick out at 2

The Power John Cena possesses which allows him to kick out of anything

Person 1: There is no way Cena can survive a bullet to the head
Person 2: Yes he can, he can just kick out at 2

by Cyberwrecker November 27, 2017

I kicked a goose

A poor attempt at dirty talk

Mikey: "I've been bad..."
Sharon: "Oh yeah? How bad?
Mikey: "I kicked a goose."
Sharon: "Ya- wait what?"

by BlueXander May 25, 2023

kick back and relax

To make one's comfortable, as in a seated or prone position, and free oneself from tension

I like going to parties, but I prefer kicking back and relaxing at home with a good book.

After a long day of yardwork, I love to kick back and relax on a lawn chair with a tall glass of lemonade.

by PucukHarum January 19, 2023