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Kelsey johnson

A stupid flat ugly un loyal piece of pube hair who is a fat whore she also if your white don’t date her she cheats on you which lightskins
Person1: Is that Kelsey Johnson I heard she a cheater

Person2: ya I know
by Ttyy55 August 1, 2022
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Johnson

Johnson is a gift from God who's generous, kind, and charming. He's extremely charitable, willing to spend large sums of money for the sake of others despite it being at the risk of his own well-being. He's intelligent, talented but sometimes unaware of it, and is highly friendship orientated. People who are named Johnson usually have an appreciation for the color red, love dogs and other floofy animals, and have both hot and adorable features plastered onto them. They're unbelievable nice, have dark hair and dark eyes. They're not afraid to be themselves, and lots of people love that about them.
Wow johnson is a great guy
He is such a adorable and talented guy
by Flash_boy November 23, 2021
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Magic Johnson

noun, plural Magic Johnsons

The often fantasised appendage of a muscular young male.
Jake: Bro, If i'd could name Nathan's junk; i'd call it his Magic Johnson.
by Voyceee June 25, 2017
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Johnson Oyefesobi pt 2

pt 2 because he’s a gemini meaning he’s 2 faced and this is the 2nd half of him, current update 28/10/2021, johnson oyefesobi is still living up to his reputation of being a manipulative toxic j gemini which can be proven in just one ss of a recent conversation, johno is a bully who thinks he can escape his fate because he is nigerian and gave water to a poor thirsty jamaican, he is forcing a ft call just for his chicken nuggets to cook to speed up the waiting time which proves toxicity, to this day he is still finessing kills and owned up to it with chest and all he can say to this is “cap” even tho he knows he’s lying, only difference is that he is no longer the biggest greyting known to man, he calls himself J Flavours and still here he is with no flavour as expected
still to this day, when you come into contact with a Johnson Oyefesobi pt 2, run, don’t even social distance, just run
by Chantelle Richmond October 27, 2021
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Levi C Johnson challenge prank

two men go into a bathroom and jerk off and drink each other's cum and than spit it into the original persons mouth then they both make out
yo bro wanna go do the Levi C Johnson challenge prank?
by big man jacker50019282 July 11, 2025
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Madison hope Johnson

She is perfect in every way she is loving caring she is the perfect girlfriend and she will be with Michael white for ever
by Gehehd November 6, 2018
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Weston Johnson

A guy who tried to find his name on here but couldn't and decided to make his own.
Weston Johnson: *Searches name*
NO RESULTS FOUND
Weston Johnson: Fine, I'll do it myself
by TheJoeMister March 17, 2020
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