Johnny

A person with a unbelievable large cock.

Oh look, do you see the thing in his trousers? He has to be a Johnny.

by Gnardagagadada February 18, 2017

Vanilla Johnny

The only thing I have ever been addicted to. He is funny, smart, hot as fuck, and I'd bow down and worship him like the king he is anyday. He's the only one who holds the power. The only person who has ever captured my full attention and is powerful enough to hold the key that unlocks everything, anything, anyplace, anytime.

Damn, did you see Vanilla Johnny over there?

I did. I'd love to grab a coke with him tonight... I know that vanilla coke will be the best ever.

by youaremy#1 yo October 12, 2023

johnny boys

Johnny boys are jealous man hoes who like everything for themselves. Including hoes, money, wives, houses, etc.

Its a turf war between johnny boys in the streets of la.

by aromabinger March 22, 2024

Johnnis

A nickname for a good friend. Can be used as the same nickname for multiple people in your group of friends.

If someone refers to you as Johnnis the proper response is to also call them Johnnis.

Person 1: What’s up Johnnis?
Person 2: Chillin’ Johnnis, just chillin’
Person 1: Right on Johnnis.

by Cheesemook April 11, 2021

Skinny Johnny

A Skinny Johny is a long, slim, slow burning joint with keef and tobacco leaves.
The joint is tightly packed for the ultimate slow burn.
The Skinny Johnny is mostly smoked in long smoking sessions, like when watching Star Wars: The return of the Jedi on your

That Skinny Johnny had my head going!

by The Skinny Johnny June 25, 2021

Johnny Dallas

A fuck boy type of motherfucker who

is from: a) Dallas, TX, b) anywhere in Texas north of Waco along the 1-35 corridor or c) any state west of Indiana and north of Pennsylvania and who leaves their home -either on vacation or permanently - to come down to South Texas and all they packed was their fuck-baggery.

1) This square-toed boot having, Johnny Dallas ass motherfucker is such a fuck head.

2) Wait he said that he puts fucking mustard on his what? A fucking “coney?” What a fucking Johnny Dallas.

3) If this Johnny Dallas lookin’ cocksucker says “Jersey” one more time then I’m going to Tony Soprano his ass myself.

by GnarcJohn January 26, 2021

Johnny

Usually purple mouth, throwing own lock bets once speaking tongues.

Johnny is speaking Hebrew and just said cowboys -14

by dairyDj November 22, 2021