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dude job

Similar to a footjob, but instead of feet it's like from an entire dude
bro fo you want a dude job? because I'm totally up for that
by HaroldIsSleepy July 19, 2023
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Stink Job

When a guy inserts the head of his penis into a girls anal cavity and stands up quickly.
Yo bro that stink job that Emily gave me was fire. Gave my penis the chills.
by Ppboody4 June 3, 2021
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Tor job

Tor job = trying to use the pull out method but instead getting pregnant
I don't like condoms or birth control so I just tried to pull out but ended pulling a Tor job, now I have 3 kids under 2.
by BigBro23 July 2, 2021
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Job Simulator

Job Simulator is a video game made specifically for a VR headset. The game is a basic simulation of multiple jobs like Gourmet Chef, Office Worker, Store Clerk, and Auto Mechanic. The game also is named the 2050 Archives, showing that it takes place in the future. (Explaning why most characters are robots.) The release date is April 5, 2016.
A: Hey, I got this new game named Job Simulator!
B: Cool, is it fun?
A: Yeah! I'm learning how Jobs work!
B: Wow! I think I'll get that game!
by LTW Gaming April 22, 2022
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Adventure job

When you fuck through the tits and into the mouth.
Person 1: My step grandma just gave me the hottest adventure job, you should call me lightning McQueen because of the speed I came in that mf.
Person 2: ...
by Bigdickbill42069123 June 3, 2022
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Book Job

Where a 12 Yr old that has just reached puberty shoves his 0.4'' dick in and out of a book spine feeling absolutely outstanding of himself when a micrometer of sperm comes out of him
Give me a book so I can book job that mono
by Slashest April 9, 2022
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Wait job

A wait job is where you have to wait on someone but they are late for an agreed upon time. If they fail to meet said time, they are obliged to perform oral sex. Hence the "wait"-job.
You are going on a date and they ask you to pick them up at 6:30 pm. However, they are not ready at 6:30 pm and make you wait for 15 minutes.
They are required to provide you with oral sex for the wait job until completion.
by Kyle Monster February 8, 2021
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