Jersey

SHES VERY VERY INCEST. She’s a great friend and my best friend and only mine. OKAy yeah.
She’s an alpaca and I love her. She has blue eyes and blonde hair. She’s so pretty and HOTTT🥵

Jersey: I have something to tell you
Olivia: What?
Jersey: I’m secretly in love with Caleb

by bigdaddycamel April 30, 2019

Jersy

A fugly ass bitch who’s not funny and is the thottiest bitch you will ever know. She’s a skank and can’t be trusted. Don’t talk to her.

“Woah she’s really ugly.”
“Yeah that’s Jersy.”

by JLSLOL05 May 3, 2019

jersey

The wildest people of all

Bitch please , i’m from Jersey

by yolojersey July 31, 2019

Jersey

an amazing, loving, kind, beautiful, and incredible person. She is one of the funnest people to be around. She is usually a blonde or brunette. She is so orginal, you can tell me her name. She plays lacrosse and adores everyone. You'll over her if you ever get the chance to meet her.

jersey is amazing

by someone_other_than_you August 21, 2019

Jersey Slammer

Alcoholic Drink:
2 parts: Whiskey (Jameson or Jack Daniels)
1 part: Tequila (Whatever floats your boat)
1 splash: Coca-Cola or Pepsi
Good time?: Totally

You: “Lemme get a ‘Jersey Slammer!’”
Bartender: “Do you hate yourself?”
You: “Only on Friday nights!!”
Bartender: “Oh dayum...”

by TheDrukenCowboy September 4, 2019

Jersey Shift

1. When you get onto the highway and immediately shift across all lanes of traffic in one full motion.

2. When you shift lanes underneath a light.

Paul: Hold on, I’m going for a Jersey Shift.
Cali: That’s the only way to drive.

by BlueKnightt September 15, 2019

Jerseys

Team of 9 all-stars who specialize in all things; balls, whacking and getting lit

Jerseys are unstoppable, bro.

by Zelos September 23, 2019