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Super Jerking

When u jerk off so fast u can’t feel your meat nomo. I can break the sound barrier
Super jerking is when u stroke 4 or more per second only the chosen can do it or - just horny niggas
by Acceleration😹🙏 November 30, 2021
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Jerk

Person who has no explaining for others and has no idea what is going on is rude and mean to other like to just rude Jess bozell
Tyler Coplen is a Jerk to Jess Bozell
by Ilike2eatpussy May 21, 2018
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National jerk with homie days

On December 2 and December 3rd it’s national jerk with homies days
When your homies say it’s gay so no homo is national jerk with homie days
John: Aye let’s jerk josh
Josh: hell no you gay
John: nah it’s national jerk with homie days
Josh: oh bet let’s nut
by Riley barker December 2, 2021
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jerk race

When you and a friend sit in a room watching porn and jerking off to see who cums first
Me and my friend had a insane jerk race last night
by Poprock56 May 11, 2017
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Sick jerk

When you fake sick to get out of work/school to jerk off
Boys does everyone want to do a sick jerk tomorrow
by Cam Waite August 10, 2019
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Jerk

by AP U.S. History Is #1 #Mod11 December 31, 2018
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Jerk-the-Shmerk

PULLIN' THE PUG....

not even extended...similar to an inny...not an outty!
YOU:
Hey...I looked up You Porn the other day. It is...actually free!

ME:

Oh, really?

YOU:

I went there the other day to make sure you were right about them charging money........

ME:

DON'T LIE!!! You know you went to that site to JERK-THE-SHMERK!

YOU:

LOL
by jerk-the-shmerk April 23, 2010
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