iPhoney

a way to piss off your iphone using friends who are so insecure that they will not turn off the 'sent from my iPhone" option or are perhaps to stupid to figure out how.

hey jackass, you think I am impressed with that sent from my iPhone tagline?
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sent from my iPhoney

by sjmvi August 5, 2008

iPhonister

A male iPhonista. A very savvy iPhone user.

Derek is such a multi-tasking iPhonister! Not only did he take a photo while making a phone call ... he responded to emails at the same time!

by VGVGVGVG August 6, 2012

iPod Shuffle

Total piece o' shit that nobody should buy because it costs $150 and holds 150 songs and with that much money you could get an ipod video on ebay. fuck ipod shuffles. they break esily too

Shannon: man i fell off my bike yesterday and my stupid ipod shuffle snapped in half!
DCMizzle: Told yuh not to get one retard.

by DCMizzle April 27, 2007

iPizzle

The cool way to say iPod...

Check out my iPizzle.

by Justin January 16, 2005

iphone

an amazing product made by apple that completely changes the way people use cell phones - but all the people that are too poor to afford it whine and complain about how they hate it.

person 1: i got an iphone!
person 2: you spent all that money on a phone?
person 1: you know you want it
person 2: yeah your right

by 1Mike1 January 4, 2008

iphone

the only phone with the innate aility to become a smudgy piece of shit after 6 minutes of use. sending texts is fun, randomly jabbing at the screen and hoping you hit the button you want. there is this technology called buttons, invented along time ago see. believe it or not, they actually let you feel what you are pressing. every other phone has them. so what, it has a web browser? so does every other phone. get with the program, people. don't hop on the ipod band wagon.

Me: what did you do last night?
Friend: waited in line for 14 hours and got an iphone!
Me: oh, that would explain that shitty text you sent me that sad "i goh am iphimrw"
Friend: really, it actually send it? i couldnt tell becouse i couldnt see the screen.

by the dark wanderer November 19, 2007

iPad

iPad was a prototype for a feminine hygiene product that purported to digitize a woman's menstruation cycle and store it on a password-protected Web server.1 In the trademark application submitted by the inventor, Dahkness, the iPad was described as a "a light-weight, leak-proof device that, for the first time, will allow women to perform the acrobatics illustrated in television ads for tampons and sanitary napkins, rather than just aspire to them. No longer will women feel frustrated watching commercial actresses leap over fire hydrants, attempt gymnastics routines, and randomly flail their legs around to illustrate the point that their menstrual protection doesn't leak. With iPad, a woman's cycle continues as normal, it just doesn't happen down there."2

Dahkness, who claims the iPad as his only invention, became embroiled in controversy over the device when early testers reported quitting their jobs, breaking up with their significant others and sending angry texts to friends in the days surrounding the "upload period."3 Testers also reported finding Dahkness creepy.4 At an emotional press conference in 2001, Dahkness responded to a growing chorus of skeptics, who were demanding more disclosure about the device, by saying he couldn't "be expected to invent something that would prevent women from being women."5 Though the FDA was more than happy to approve the device without knowing anything about it except its name, which a spokesperson reportedly called "catchy,"6 a Bush Administration official blocked the passage of the device in 2002, saying it was "1984-ish" and "sounded a hell of a lot like pro-choice to me."7

Dahkness retired in 2009 when Apple Computer, Inc. bought the rights to the name iPad for an undisclosed six-figure sum.8 See iPad(2).

by LJ_RB.net January 27, 2010