a mass of farts passed in between two peoples assholes that slowly gets bigger and smells worse with the more farts that get caught in the mix
by gillard johnson April 1, 2024
Get the dirt fetusmug. Someone that has a mixture of dirt and snot and saliva mixed in then you huck it on someone's shirt.
by Loogy December 16, 2014
Get the dirt loogymug. Basically something that surprised you or that is undefinable/indescribable, anything you can't talk about in your current situation or in public.
Something to be shouted when someone starts talking about something taboo in the current audience.
Something to be used to distract or change the conversation.
Something to draw attention away from something.
Something abstract to confuse and draw attention.
Also known as a social life saver.
Something to be shouted when someone starts talking about something taboo in the current audience.
Something to be used to distract or change the conversation.
Something to draw attention away from something.
Something abstract to confuse and draw attention.
Also known as a social life saver.
When those street magicians preform, and they distract you with a decoy coin, only to have the real one show up in you hand, THAT'S a dirt nougat!
When a ninja is caught in a tight spot and throws a smoke bomb, that's a dirt nougat.
when you fail and you do something awesome to make up for it, that's a dirt nougat.
Before Tim Allen was famous, he was caught with a shit load of cocaine, then he became a famous actor/ comedian, and nobody remembers, THAT was a dirt nougat.
When a ninja is caught in a tight spot and throws a smoke bomb, that's a dirt nougat.
when you fail and you do something awesome to make up for it, that's a dirt nougat.
Before Tim Allen was famous, he was caught with a shit load of cocaine, then he became a famous actor/ comedian, and nobody remembers, THAT was a dirt nougat.
by big115bird May 28, 2013
Get the Dirt nougatmug. The compressed chunks of oil, dirt, debris and dead skin that form deep in the hidden folds of your naval.
Not to be confused with common daily belly button lint, they usually apply only to individuals with "innie" belly buttons. Dirt pearls can not simply be washed away but instead must be methodically removed, usually with the use of a narrow tool such as a pair of tweezers.
Not to be confused with common daily belly button lint, they usually apply only to individuals with "innie" belly buttons. Dirt pearls can not simply be washed away but instead must be methodically removed, usually with the use of a narrow tool such as a pair of tweezers.
When cleaning your belly button, make sure you clean deeply and thoroughly to remove the dirt pearls. This is important to personal hygiene much in the same way as cleaning under your finger nails.
by Drlydprtddirtsquirrel August 13, 2016
Get the dirt pearlmug. Stephen: Yo, what did you and that girl do?
Jeffrey: Nothing much, she was just licking the dirt off my tires, now my asshole is clean. Wink.
Jeffrey: Nothing much, she was just licking the dirt off my tires, now my asshole is clean. Wink.
by moughh July 5, 2023
Get the licking the dirt off my tiresmug. by Storknbeans June 10, 2024
Get the Dirt Lungsmug. The Dirt Man is a mythological entity familiar to North American culture. The origin of the myth is unknown, but it bears similarities to the familiar childhood myths like the Tooth Fairy or Easter Bunny. Where these myths diverge is in perceived alignment, and the age demographic. The tooth fairy and Easter bunny are known to be positive, well-meaning entities whereas the dirt man is a negative, frightening one, and is believed in by many adult men.
The myth commonly tells of a dark and shadowy figure, often appearing as a middle-aged man dressed as a cowboy. The dirt man visits and invades the homes of single bachelors, that is to say men without romantic partners. When the dirt man comes to your bedside, he is said to check beneath your pillow for a material sacrifice in the form of dirt, clay, or soil. If the dirt man finds dirt beneath your pillow, he will leave the home, sometimes leaving behind mysterious dirty boot prints and the smell of fresh soil. If the unlucky bachelor, however, does not leave a sacrifice for the dirt man, it is believed that he will harm or abduct the bachelor. Physical harm from the dirt man comes in many forms, and commonly involves damage to a man's reproductive system. Men report awakening to see the dirt man staring at them in the dark of night, and in the following days experiencing new problems including but not limited to: erectile dysfunction, low sperm count, Epididymitis, and the shrinking of one or more testicles, or the scrotum.
The myth commonly tells of a dark and shadowy figure, often appearing as a middle-aged man dressed as a cowboy. The dirt man visits and invades the homes of single bachelors, that is to say men without romantic partners. When the dirt man comes to your bedside, he is said to check beneath your pillow for a material sacrifice in the form of dirt, clay, or soil. If the dirt man finds dirt beneath your pillow, he will leave the home, sometimes leaving behind mysterious dirty boot prints and the smell of fresh soil. If the unlucky bachelor, however, does not leave a sacrifice for the dirt man, it is believed that he will harm or abduct the bachelor. Physical harm from the dirt man comes in many forms, and commonly involves damage to a man's reproductive system. Men report awakening to see the dirt man staring at them in the dark of night, and in the following days experiencing new problems including but not limited to: erectile dysfunction, low sperm count, Epididymitis, and the shrinking of one or more testicles, or the scrotum.
"We're guys, we keep a little dirt under the pillow for the dirt man, in case he comes to town. I keep a little dirt under the pillow for the dirt man, so he won't take me down to his lair."
by DefinitelyNotTheDirtMan May 30, 2024
Get the The Dirt Manmug.