Second uncle

Male cousin of mom or dad

Me and my second uncle are closer than my uncles

by 459395 April 10, 2023

Second cumming

When a guy comes inside a girl and despite cleaning and showering, later in the day you suddenly find your pants are wet from the extra cum coming out.

“I was on my way to work and then the second cumming happened and I had to work all day smelling like sex”

by ZoeCutie September 12, 2023

GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.

Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)

by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024

half-second-cousin

1- Half-grandpibling's grandchild.
2- Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents and one great-grandparent in common with other living beings.

Half-second-cousin.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

second-cousin-twice-removed

1- Great-great-grandparent's sibling's grandchild / Grandparent's second-cousin.
2- Grandparent's sibling's great-great-grandchild / Second-cousin's grandchild.

My second-cousin-twice-removed is a good person.

by ZJO8738 October 3, 2021

second hand wet Willy

Having another person suck on your finger for you then giving someone a wet Willy

My mom and dad gave me a second hand wet Willy

by anonymous April 22, 2023

Second date dance

The second date dance is commonly known as when the guy preforms an agressive and weird dance infront of the girl to impress her. This usually happens in about 80% of second dates.

"Yeah. He did the second date dance and idk if i should go for a third date because he didn't do the dance right."

by biscuits4life April 10, 2024